ACAB = All Cops Are Beautiful? Trauma Queen Podcast: This week, Kylie Vincent (stand-up comic, certified vibe) and KC Schornima (SNL weekend update writer, sauna Casanova, stand-up comedian) catch up on all the drama. Highlights include: Kylie monetizing hangs. KC confessing she slept with a hot cop once (oops), impressing women in steamy saunas, connecting with the youth at college shows, and attempting to cancel the youth. It’s unhinged, it’s relatable, and it’s exactly what your serotonin-starved brain needs. Perfect for gays, girls, survivors, and everyone who enjoys comedy that’s funny and slightly unwell. #TraumaQueenPodcast #ChaoticEnergy #HotCopConfessions #GenZHumor #ACABbutMakeItFlirty

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Welcome to Trauma Queen, the podcast equivalent of a chaotic group chat at 3 a.m. Hosted by Kylie Vincent who is hot, mentally ill, and your problematic fave (@kylievincentthefirst) This week’s episode features amazing stands-up comedian Emma Dalenberg (@emmadcomedy), who is originally from Winona, MN—a town that sounds fake but isn’t. We are joined by guest co-host hilarious poet stand-up extrodinare, Brooke Finegold (@ilikerainbows). We’re covering the essentials: why Emma’s a dyke, gay gun jokes (don’t cancel us yet), van life dreams, and why vibes are the only thing that matter anymore. There’s discourse on male comics (do we still care in 2025?), who we’d uncancel if we absolutely had to (not Bill Cosby, relax), and Kylie’s deeply unhinged affection for a solid rape joke. It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s giving “are we okay?” vibes—but aren’t we all? Perfect for Gen Z, gays, and anyone who thrives on chaos. Stream now for your weekly dose of oversharing and questionable life choices. Subscribe to patreon for additional content! patreon.com/kylievincentthefirst Follow us on IG and see our road dates and take our classes! Trauma Queen podcast, Kylie Vincent funny, Gen Z comedy podcast, LGBTQ humor, cancel culture takes, comedian Emma interview, queer jokes, mental health and comedy, chaotic vibes podcast, gay gun joke.

happy new years babies! 2025 and we're movin' on some scary sh*t! hope you guys didn't have the worst holidays and you're not feeling dead inside. cos same mamma! today's episode is just kylie vincent. they are so relatable they can talk to themselves for 40 minutes wahoo! okay, so i've been having nightmares. are you a nonbinary b word with CPTSD? Then strap in honey. Sexual trauma makes for sleep deprevation, can't get up in the morning because i have to take the sleeping medication in order to sleep, vicious cycle aint it? whatever the world is gonna end in like 4 days anyway. but you know what helps?

These patches that were prescribed to me to help with CPTSD episodes are called clonidine patches!! https://medium.com/@kylierosevincent/cptsd-hot-girl-disorder-c0fa49488639

my relationship with my body and mind, not knowing left from right as a child when you're uncomfortable all the time, you become uncomfortable in your own skin https://medium.com/@kylierosevincent/the-seasons-of-my-abuse-9d98d1da6cc5

how i got into standup https://youtu.be/DfxmynQfsGw

im in new york, show tonight at scorpion records!! https://www.instagram.com/p/DELgfo8xeCr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

talking about my exes , what kind of relationship i want in the future, hoping for a long distance relationship, i love being alone, im a closeted polyamarous person, mommy kink, gentle, passionate, silly loves im friends with people who would buy a ball gag on a sunday morning let people figure things out themselves!! when has forcing something to happen ever work?i can'r be with ppl who share shame during sex kareoke in durham north carolina sex with strangers its not my favorite thing. sleepovers are TOUGH. if we dont have a repore, im not queefing. dating with being on a strict sleep schedule lmao. never been good at staying in one place to know me is to know that i enjoy a lot of things on my own. being an entertainer socially on instagram.com/kylievincentthefirst the feeling and aura of dreams shame, disgust, confusion, anger, and a huge desperation of why why became a parent if you don't want to be for the hard stuff? its like any relationship, you have to be there for the bad, to get the benefits of the good who is actively trying to be a better person, it's not being perfect, it's been honest that you're not male approval honestly hour, thank you 2024 for supporting bird, keep watching, more to come babies! https://youtu.be/cJmNJYOBslU

Kylie Vincent (comedian/artist) is joined by her best friend Ali Waller (artist/sofunnydoesn'tneedtodoitforvalidationonstageeverynighttypecomedianbeat)

i flew to stay with ali in durham north carolina. here is our durham vlog: https://youtu.be/1qeyAHIEPdg

ali and i's relationship status is complicated. is she my ex or is she my girl? kylie is poly? we have a heated debate obviously kylie and ali are they, but fiscally he because what the hell is up with this wage gap we talk about trauma informed art...that's how Ali and I met and that's ALi's SHT! please go support her amazing art god i love this woman.... we talk about sex work and our relationship to our own sexuality because of it we also mention the justin baldoni bs. but we were just riffing and making fun of our twisted world, we are so dark, deep, and sensitive. oh honey it's lit now. subscribe to the trauma queen podcast! I love missing bills every month, but I can give that love up if you guys wanna put more money to the pod, especially as the next steps of this trauma queen dynasty begins. love u guys, hope u enjoyed the animations as much as i did. kylie xo

part 1 everyone welcome my best friends to the pod!!! This is just one of many iconic Trauma Queen episodes featuring these legends. Give them a follow!

In order of appearance:

Kylie Vincent (LA) Comedian/Artist IG @kylievincentthefirst | see a show!

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Ali Waller (Durham/NYC) Casting Artist/Sculptor IG @alicekayw | get cast by Ali!

A. Grey (NYC/Barcelona) Filmmaker/Book Sculpture IG @yungknee | purchase American Vista!

Miranda Swain (NYC) Actress/Writer IG @mirandaswain | check out her art!

In this episode, I am joined by all my best friends for call her daddy level fighting. Classic that every one of my friends enters at different times with different energy. Obviously, Ali is my favorite since she came in first wearing my merch. Annie is getting ready for her film premier, while Miranda is hung over and late because of her nap. We talk chasing down delivery guys, Annie and Miranda's night out together, my night out with a Hinge date, and Ali's brand deal that caused tension in her house due to addressing weird guys who only like shaved girls. We talk about Paul Mescal on SNL, Ali & I showering together in our old NYC apartment, Miranda having a 98% in school, and the dream of at least one of us getting a house to house all of our friends together. My girl friends prove that girls can be horndogs too! #paulmescal #snl #callherdaddy #vanlife #queerpodcasts #lgbtq

first guest on trauma queen alert! enzo finegold is my friend's sibiling that is nonbinary, super chill, and maybe funnier than all of us. I had to explain everything that's happening in the world because they don't go on social media or the news cycle. it's scary, but most of all pretty chill of them.

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enzo fingeold is apart of the finegold legacy / shout out brooke finegold, jake finegold, and jamie finegold. shout out for having me on your bay area commune. shout out to connor and bailey bates!

welcome to cnty comedy conspiracies. thank god enzo came to my van by the beach because i clearly didn't see anyone or do anything before this impromptu saturday podcast and we hung out until about 9 pm this night, but enzo left when they had to pee because i don't have a toilet in the van.

we talk california guys, california girls. i dated a hot christian dude named luka in high school. hot losers though, because they're christian. i dated a lot of closeted gay men in high school. dating a family that maybe kissed each other. crying at a denny's.

if anyones forking my son, it's gonna be me! -one of those moms whovillians, bred like pugs, crazy dreams about competition. palo santo shout out. talking enzo: gen z trans chill political affiliated. talking my van. santana. talking the tsunami, teaching enzo about what's going on in the world with the death of the CEO. conspiracy theories. shout out to my friend brett who owns preachercompany.com fun nb clothes out of atlanta :)

i hate kylie vincent presents: trauma queen podcast ep 2

why are you freaking out right now? it's not like i'm posting this on x formerly known as twitter. new gnx kendrick lamar album goes hard. losing my mind, easy, done it before, will do it again. lost my zoloft, found my zoloft. joined a drum circle in venice (sorry) running for my life in planet fitness, not having a podcast because it's hard to set up. being a non binary girl is hard

subscribe to patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/kylievincentthefirstutm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink THIS ANGLE IS SO FUNNY!!!! went on the road with my friend sam morrison, it was horrible, we had fun though. IM USING MY HANDS A LOT! "i'm a special needs type of person" i need to take care of myself or i'll end the night watching the first 48 hours with a guy that i boink and now i'm crying. 48 hours later i wake up because my sleeping meds sort of knocked me out sort of. basic human needs versus extra typa stuff. learning to be charmastic to survive. i wrote a freestyle rap and showed it to my friends. it was awkward. as a teen, i was troubled, but i never got into trouble. LOSER!

MY TRAUMA QUEEN DIARIES IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE WOOO! https://www.blurb.com/b/12205605-trauma-queen-diaries-vol-1 collaging, film photography, travel, dog, adorn' for making zines now that trump is elected im releasing a bunch of stuff before it's illegal to be gay i will 100% be straight for my career. stick around the end for unseen stand-up clip on the road

Kylie Vincent had a 37 year old father describe her as "this generation's trauma trendsetter". Seen on Comedy Central's Stand Up Featuring Series, Netflix Is A Joke Radio, and Bird (5 star Edinburgh Fringe). you can order yourself a copy of trauma queen diaries vol 1 fking caliornuia fck kylie screams into pillows and realizes she's too much of a stoner to scream without coughing which is really annoying for looking cool when someone attacks you. kylie trips over herself in this video and spills water. she's the most chaotic girl on earth. in this first ep, kylie talks no money, donald trump, famous men making 4 million dollars talking about deer meat hormones, self harm, truth teller of the familty, chill egg donor, dissaciating on camera, idk if tyhis podcast should exist either? representation of really mentally ill femme people. is manic pixie dream girl even cute anymore? is it mental illness or is it stupid btch syndrome? shout out to baron trump shout out, guided trauma queen meditash, back in california, living in a van is immersion therapy for my childhood, get up, get outside, don't unalive yourself, i want women to make money so peoples money is investing in women, incel community IG @kylievincentthefirst