• Unhinged Dating: Swiping, Laughing, and Finding Love
    Sep 15 2023

    Join us on "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila" as we embark on a hilarious and informative journey into the world of dating apps. In this episode, we take on the role of ultimate wingmen (and women) as we set up our friend Tara with her very first Hinge profile.

    With a bottle of tequila in hand, we dive into the nitty-gritty details of creating the perfect dating app profile. From choosing the right pictures to crafting an attention-grabbing bio, we share our top tips and tricks for making a lasting impression.

    But it doesn't stop there. We also spill the tea on what men don't like to see on dating apps from girls. Whether it's cliché group photos or excessive filters, we explore the common pitfalls that can make or break a potential match.

    And of course, we can't resist the urge to swipe through some profiles ourselves. Brace yourself for laughter, banter, and unexpected surprises as we navigate the world of online dating together.

    Tune in to "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila" for an entertaining and enlightening conversation about dating apps, friendships, and finding love in the digital age. Grab a drink, sit back, and get ready to swipe right into the excitement!

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Love Me Tinder
    Sep 7 2023

    In this hilarious and relatable episode of "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila," hosts Hollie and Scotty take on the ultimate challenge: setting up their friend's profile on Tinder. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and nod your head in agreement as they navigate the wild world of online dating.

    Join Hollie and Scotty as they dive into the task at hand, swiping through profiles that range from the good, the bad, to the downright ugly. With each swipe, they share their honest thoughts, witty banter, and personal experiences, making you feel like you're right there with them.

    From the classic shirtless mirror selfies to the pun-filled bios, they encounter it all. They discuss the dos and don'ts of crafting the perfect profile, sharing their own tips and tricks along the way. Whether it's choosing the best photos or writing a captivating bio, Hollie and Scotty leave no stone unturned.

    As they continue their Tinder adventure, they recount their own hilarious and cringe-worthy experiences on the app. From awkward messages to unexpected encounters, you'll find yourself nodding along and reminiscing about your own Tinder escapades.

    Tune in to "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila" for a lighthearted and entertaining exploration of the world of Tinder. Whether you're a seasoned swiper or simply curious about online dating, this episode is sure to keep you laughing and relating every step of the way.

    So grab a drink, settle in, and get ready to join Hollie and Scotty on a Tinder journey you won't soon forget. Cheers to love, laughter, and the adventures that come with swiping right. 🍹

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    52 mins
  • Bitch I Brought Home a Two (Part Two)
    Aug 24 2023

    In the thrilling conclusion of "Bitch I Brought Home a Two, Part Two," hosts Hollie and Scotty are back with more outrageous morning-after stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even question their decision-making skills.

    Join them as they reveal more listener stories and finally find out which host brought home a two. With shots of tequila in hand, buckle up for a rollercoaster ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps.

    Whether you're ready to relive the chaos from part one or jumping in fresh, this episode guarantees non-stop entertainment. So grab your favorite bottle of tequila, find a comfy spot, and get ready to experience the epic conclusion of this tequila-soaked adventure. Cheers!

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    41 mins
  • Bitch I Brought Home a Two (Part One)
    Aug 17 2023

    Get ready for a wild ride on the latest installment of "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila" podcast! Hollie and Scotty have taken their love for tequila to a whole new level in this episode, where they dive headfirst into a bottle (or two) and let the laughter flow.

    In an unexpected turn of events, their tequila-fueled recording session went off the rails, lasting over an hour! As a result, we're bringing you a special two-part series titled "Bitch I Bought Home a Two." This episode is Part One, so buckle up and get ready for some hilarious and disastrous stories.

    Join Hollie and Scotty as they swap tales of their own next-day tequila experiences, filled with embarrassing mishaps and unexpected surprises. But it doesn't stop there! They've also gathered some spicy stories from listeners who were brave enough to share their own tequila-induced misadventures.

    From waking up in strange places to making questionable decisions, you won't be able to contain your laughter as you listen to these outrageous stories unfold. Let's just say, the hangover struggles are real!

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    35 mins
  • Cinco de Drinko
    Aug 10 2023

    Welcome to "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila," the podcast where Scotty and Hollie bring the heat, the laughs, and some pregame energy! In this episode, they dive into a hilarious discussion about why they didn't record on Cinco de Mayo, babies, and of course, the ever-entertaining topic of dating.

    Scotty and Hollie set the tone by indulging in a little pre-recording tequila, making for an extra lively and uninhibited conversation. They explore the comical reasons why they didn't hit the record button on Cinco de Mayo, leaving listeners in giggles as they share their misadventures and unique experiences.

    But the fun doesn't stop there. The dynamic duo also derails into the subject of making (or shall we say practicing making) babies.

    And of course, no episode is complete without some dating tales. Scotty and Hollie dish out hilarious anecdotes and share their thoughts on the ups and downs of navigating the modern dating scene. Listeners are in for a treat as they regale us with their own dating escapades, offering insights and plenty of laughs along the way.

    So grab a bottle of tequila, sit back, and get ready to be entertained. Join Scotty and Hollie as they bring their unique blend of humor, authenticity, and unfiltered banter to the table. This episode promises to leave you smiling, laughing, and eagerly awaiting the next installment of "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila."

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    26 mins
  • Real Air Force Guy or Fake Air Force Guy?
    Aug 4 2023

    In this hilariously candid episode of "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila," we dive headfirst into the world of dating, nicknames, and the stories that stick. We've all had our fair share of memorable characters in our love lives, but have you ever wondered how they got their names?

    We break down some of the most amusing nicknames we've given to people we've dated. From "Real Air Force Guy" to "Fake Air Force Guy," each moniker has a story worth telling (and re-telling). Whether it's a case of mistaken identity, a hilarious mishap, or a quirk that just can't be ignored, these nicknames are more than just labels—they're snapshots of our romantic journeys.

    So pour yourself a glass of tequila, sit back, and join us as we laugh, reminisce, and maybe cringe a little at our dating histories. It's a lighthearted look at love and the funny, sometimes absurd, always human moments that come with it. Don't miss out on this episode full of laughter, tequila, and tales from the dating front lines. Cheers!

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    29 mins
  • Tequila Tales: A Spirited Saga of Hollie and Scotty's Dating Misadventures
    Aug 4 2023

    In the episode "Tequila Tales: A Spirited Saga of Hollie and Scotty's Dating Misadventures" from the podcast "You, Me and a Bottle of Tequila," listeners are taken on an entertaining journey through some wild adventures. The hosts, Hollie and Scotty, known for their candid storytelling, take the energy to the next level in this episode.

    The duo, already high-spirited before the recording begins, recount tales fueled by tequila. They delve into humorous experiences like having five of the same men that Scotty was dating show up simultaneously at the same spot, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the narrative. They also share stories of awkward public encounters with past flings, adding another layer of hilarity to their confessions. This episode is a rollercoaster ride of fun, laughter, and a dash of cringe, making it a must-listen for fans who enjoy their stories served with a healthy dose of tequila-infused humor.

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    30 mins
  • Picture it, Oklahoma City 2022...
    Aug 4 2023

    Allow us to introduce ourselves...

    Welcome to "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila," the ultimate podcast for those navigating the wild world of dating. Join your hosts, Scotty and Hollie, two single friends who found camaraderie in their shared confusion (and amusement) of the dating scene... and, of course, their mutual love for tequila.

    From the thrill of first dates to the heartache of breakups, Scotty and Hollie recount their romantic escapades with humor, honesty, and a healthy dose of tequila. Their tales of love, disaster, and everything in-between will have you laughing, crying, and nodding along in sympathy.

    The duo doesn't shy away from sharing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. Whether it's unforgettable nights out, cringe-worthy encounters, or pearls of wisdom discovered the morning after, they spill it all. "You, Me, and a Bottle of Tequila" is your front-row seat to the unfiltered, often hilarious reality of single life.

    So, pour yourself a shot, sit back, and enjoy the ride. As Scotty and Hollie navigate the maze of modern dating, one thing's for sure - it's never dull when there's tequila involved! Tune in every week for new episodes filled with laughter, stories, advice, and, of course, plenty of tequila. Cheers to the journey!

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    5 mins