Part 4 of the audiobook version of my classic (unpublished) novel, "I Sold My Soul To Satan And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt," about a loser teen who turns to the Dark Lord for help in winning over his dream girl. Things don't go so well and hilarity ensues!

Part 3 of the audiobook version of my classic (unpublished) novel, "I Sold My Soul To Satan And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt," about a loser teen who turns to the Dark Lord for help in winning over his dream girl. Things don't go so well and hilarity ensues!

Part 2 of the audiobook version of my classic (unpublished) novel, "I Sold My Soul To Satan And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt," about a loser teen who turns to the Dark Lord for help in winning over his dream girl. Things don't go so well and hilarity ensues!

Part 1 of the audiobook version of my classic (unpublished) novel, "I Sold My Soul To Satan And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt," about a loser teen who turns to the Dark Lord for help in winning over his dream girl. Things don't go so well and hilarity ensues!

Velvet Al does a nearly 20 minute version of "Predator." Plus half assed renderings of "Elephants" and "I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours."

More attempts by Velvet Al to be serious. Pieces read: "Look At You, Now You're Crying," "Val's Story, Part One," and "Memento Mori."

Learn the true meaning of X-Mas.

Anyone but Velvet Al, that is.