"The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it." -Robert Orben

Is your funny bone looking a little dusty? Well, you're in luck because you've found this special collaboration episode with the brilliant Witcraft.org! Specialising in brief, humourous stories, Witcraft has brought us three outrageously funny short stories from three talented comedy writers. So, what are you waiting for? Dive right in!

For more information on the contributors featured, to submit your own short stories, or to just just a look around, visit our website https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home

‘Aliens’ by Max Gallagher

‘Swipe Right’ by Lucy Brighton

‘Three Divine Sauces’ by Jimmy Hopper

More comedy from Doug Jacquier and Witcraft can be found at the following links:

https://witcraft.org/

https://sixquestionsfor.blogspot.com/2024/07/Witcraft.html

https://witcraft.substack.com

https://www.facebook.com/Witcrafthome

https://storiesout.org/

"The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words." -William H. Glass

Welcome to the first edition of ‘Author Reads’, our special series where we hear short stories read out by the authors themselves!

For more information on the contributors featured, to submit your own short stories, or to just just a look around, visit our website https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home

‘Half a Loaf’ by Etornam Agbodo

‘Genesis’ by Kate Aranda Nye

Musical composition for ‘Genesis’ by Richard Nye

For more information about Globe Soup, visit https://www.globesoup.net/

Additional SFX:

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"There is no friend as loyal as a book." -Ernest Hemingway

This episode, get ready to welcome some unexpected visitors to the podcast. But will they be a welcome addition to our little party? Listen along and find out!

For more information on the writers featured, to submit your own short stories, or to just just a look around, visit our website https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home

'The Real Thing' by Deborah Hughill

'The Body in the Basement' by B. D. Bradshaw, first published for a Reedsy weekly contest. For more information, visit https://blog.reedsy.com/

Additional SFX:

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"You can make anything by writing." - C. S. Lewis

Congrats! You have stumbled upon the very first episode of our Curation Library series. Here, we speak to a reader, writer, or all-around literature enthusiast about their own taste and then curate an episode of short stories chosen just for them...and for you, of course!

Our special guest for this episode is the lovely @literaturewithlydia, who you can find on Instagram or in her own podcast under the same name. The stories we have chosen highlight a few of her favourite qualities, including mixed media, dystopian settings, and witty main characters.

For more information on the writers featured, to submit your own short stories, or to just have a look around, visit our website: https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home

'The Uncertain Life of Thraym' by Vera N was first published for Reedsy's weekly contest. For more information, visit: https://blog.reedsy.com/

'Someone's Lucky Day' by Julie Brandon was first published in Altered Reality Magazine. More information can be found here: https://www.alteredrealitymag.com/

Additional SFX:

Ocean Chills Loop by YellowTree -- https://freesound.org/s/579507/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

The Meld by LogicMoon -- https://freesound.org/s/726360/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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"That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings are universal longings, that you’re not lonely and isolated from anyone. You belong." – F. Scott Fitzgerald

This episode features two stories centred around coming of age; they can be funny, cringey, exciting, and sad, but they always make for important storytelling.

Story reading by: Gareth Balai

For more information on the writers featured, to submit your own short stories, or to just have a look around, visit our website https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home

Dear Aunt Janice by Sophie Pell

Rursus by Daniel Paton

Dear Aunt Janice was originally published on Reedsy's weekly story contest. For more information, visit https://blog.reedsy.com/

Additional SFX:

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Nostalgic Synths by YellowTree -- https://freesound.org/s/585847/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

"Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are." -Mason Cooley

This episode on Words from Friends, we're featuring two spellbinding stories which deal with the theme of new beginnings. Follow along as we join these dynamic characters as they face the prospect of a new reality.

For more information on the writers featured here, to submit your own short stories, or just to have a look around, visit our website ⁠https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home⁠

Surrender by Simon Kerr

Squeam-ish by Jasmine Johnstone

Additional SFX:

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"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Richard Steele

This week, our episode features two stories involving contrast; will opposites attract or will there be fireworks as worlds collide?

For more information on the writers featured, to submit your own short stories, or to just have a look around, visit our website https://rosewaterpods.wixsite.com/home

Both stories originally published on Reedsy's weekly story contest. For more information, visit https://blog.reedsy.com/

Night and Day by B. D. Bradshaw

Double Act by Sophie Pell

Additional SFX:

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