Episodes

  • Who Wins Podcast Championship: The Grand Final – Darth Vader v Doctor Strange
    Dec 7 2024

    After 10 years, 99 shows (and a pilot), scores of hours and more swearing than is probably legal, we mark episode 100 by crowning the Who Wins Podcast Champion of Champions.

    It’s Darth Vader vs Doctor Strange. Who wins?

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    39 mins
  • Who Wins Championship Tournament: Semi-Finals
    Nov 2 2024

    After shock and heartbreak in the last round, we’re down to our last four as The Joker takes on Doctor Strange and The Flash takes on Darth Vader, as they all fight to be named our Champion of Champions.

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    44 mins
  • Who Wins Championship Tournament: Quarter Finals
    Oct 5 2024

    In this episode, our battle royal winners go one on one for the chance to take one step closer to greatness.

    Our Quarter Finals are;

    • The Grinch vs The Joker
    • John Rambo vs The Flash
    • Doctor Strange vs Optimus Prime
    • Darth Vader vs Stitch
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    33 mins
  • Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 7. Machines and 8. Monsters
    Sep 7 2024

    In this episode, Chris and Mark finish the battle royals as we edge closer to crowning the Who Wins Champion of Champions. In bracket 7 it’s Machines, while in bracket 8 it’s Monsters.

    The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here’s how they line up:


    • 7. Machines: Voltron, The Terminator, Baymax (sorry), Tyrannasaur (Zoids), Inspector Gadget, and Optimus Prime (Transformers).
    • 8. Monsters: Stitch, Count Dracula, Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel), Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel), Chucky, Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger, Lurch (The Addams Family), Shorty (Killer Klownz from Outer Space), Beetlejuice, and Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones).


    Here’s how the Quarter Finals shape up so far – who will claim the last two slots?


    1. The Grinch (BR1) v The Joker (BR3)
    2. John Rambo (BR2) v The Flash (BR4)
    3. Doctor Strange v WINNER BR8
    4. Darth Vader (BR6) v WINNER BR7
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    38 mins
  • Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 5. Magic Users and 6. Enhanced Individuals
    Aug 10 2024

    In this episode, Chris and Mark continue with the champion of champions tournament. In bracket 5 it’s Magic Users, while in bracket 6 it’s Enhanced Individuals.

    The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here’s how they line up:


    • 5. Magic Users: Dobby the House Elf, Dr. Strange, Albus Dumbledore, Malificent, Skeletor, Mary Poppins, and Sabrina Spellman.
    • 6. Enhanced Individuals: Father Christmas (Santa Claus, for our international listeners), Jayce (representing Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors), Jason Bourne, Elsa, Rapunzel, Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Ryu, and Mushu.


    Coming up, brackets 7 (Machines) and 8 (Monsters).

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    51 mins
  • Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 3. Humans and 4. Superheroes
    Jun 29 2024

    In this episode, Chris and Mark continue with the champion of champions tournament. In bracket 3 it’s Humans, while in bracket 4 it’s Superheroes.

    The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here’s how they line up:


    • 3. Regular Humans: George Bailey, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Tyrion Lannister, Michael Corleone, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase, The Joker, Padme Amidala, Dr. Van Helsing, Dennis the Menace (from The Beano), Homer Simpson (representing The Simpsons), George Jetson (representing The Jetsons), Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder, and Maggie Simpson
    • 4. Superheroes: Leonardo (representing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), Danger Mouse, Panthro, Desperate Dan, Mr. Incredible (representing The Incredibles), Buffy Summers, Superman (representing The Justice League), Thanos, The Tenth Doctor, The Flash, He-Man, SuperTed, Adam West’s Batman, and Batfink.


    Coming up, brackets 5 (Magic Users), 6 (Enhanced Humans), 7 (Machines) and 8 (Monsters).

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 1. Beasts & 2. Action Heroes
    Jun 1 2024

    That’s right, listeners – we’ve been building up to this all year! As we hurtle towards episode 100, we thought it’d be fun to bring back all of our winners, throw them into a pressure-cooker Thunderdome style and see who emerges as Who Wins champion.

    The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here’s how they line up:

    • 1. Beasts (Miss Piggy – Muppets, Red – Fraggles, Dot – Animaniacs, Critters (generic Critter), Wicket – Ewoks, Scooby-Doo, Heathcliff, Grommit, Shaun the Sheep, Donald Duck – Disney, Winnie the Pooh, Beast – Beauty and the Beast, and the Grinch
    • 2. Action Heroes Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, Captain Jack Sparrow, John Rambo, Aragorn, Flynn Ryder – Tangled, Ash Williams – Evil Dead, and Buzz Lightyear – Toy Story


    Coming up, brackets 3 (Regular Humans), 4 (Superheroes), 5 (Magic Users), 6 (Enhanced Humans), 7 (Machines) and 8 (Monsters)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Elsa vs Frozone
    May 3 2024

    In this episode, things get a bit chilly as Disney duelists Elsa and Frozone battle it out to determine which of them is the coolest mother*cker in the room.

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    23 mins