Episodes

  • Episode 59: An Overestimation of Abilities
    Apr 1 2022

    Can Aaron run a marathon? Is Alex an Empath? Do either of us have an accurate conception of what we’re capable of? The answers to all of these are no, but you can listen to us anyway as we make arguments for our toxic traits.

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    43 mins
  • Episode 58: French Onion Strangler
    Mar 3 2022

    Do you have any idea how dominant Joey Chestnut is in the world of competitive eating? Do you understand how much training it takes to reach his level of performance? Well strap in, because you're about to learn all about it. Oh, also we talk nut dragging. That too.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 57: Uglier Babies
    Feb 9 2022

    Saying babies are cute is all fine and good. Saying that's the cutest baby you've ever seen? Now that opens up a whole can of worms implying a scale of comparatively uglier babies. We don't think the world is ready for that just yet.

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    47 mins
  • Episode 56: It Didn’t Happen
    Feb 2 2022

    TV show pitch: cop procedural drama, the Bronx, NYC. Word around the precinct is that the old timer, Alex, has a real knack for solving any crime put across his desk. The kicker? He has to lick the entire crime scene head to toe. It's called: Devious Lick.

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    51 mins
  • Episode 55: Pushin Cold P
    Jan 25 2022

    Has anyone considered that the founding fathers signed the Declaration of Independence, not as a foundation of democracy, but simply because they were a bunch of earth signs in a silly goofy mood?

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    57 mins
  • Episode 54: Mayochup
    Jan 11 2022

    You read that right. Mayochup. Yes, it's a licensed combination of mayo and ketchup. Perhaps this has always been the darkest timeline.

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    59 mins
  • Episode 53: ”Field Hockey”
    Nov 14 2021

    Fun fact: 8 mile is actually the first movie in a time traveling franchise where a rapping cow decides that present day rappers just aren't cutting it and he needs to rap battle historical figures. Yes, Eminem is still in it, but it's not about him. Yes, we will be taking questions.

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    52 mins
  • Episode 52: Lasagna Lie
    Nov 5 2021

    We're finally back! After a bit of a break, we jump right back into the craziness that you all know and love. We cover Remy Buxaplenty, conspiracy theories, Nickelback, and much more!

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    59 mins