Episodes

  • This'll tickle the dribbler (or: Batman Forever, Part 1)

    This'll tickle the dribbler (or: Batman Forever, Part 1)
    Nov 29 2024

    tommy-lee two-tone stars in this sex film

    [a nuanced analysis & critique of Batman Forever (1995)]

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Screamed hams (or: Deep Rising)

    Screamed hams (or: Deep Rising)
    Nov 15 2024

    the mighty tentercules (rhymes with hercules) does sea-battle against the argonautica and tasty treat. brendan fraser was in mummy

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • This one's for all the teeth (or: Poolhall Junkies & Rounders, Part 2)

    This one's for all the teeth (or: Poolhall Junkies & Rounders, Part 2)
    Nov 1 2024

    an entire hour of pocket-pool ASMR

    [the second installment to the nuanced analysis & critique of Poolhall Junkies (2002) and Rounders (1998)]

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Biblically accurate pool player (or: Poolhall Junkies & Rounders, Part 1)

    Biblically accurate pool player (or: Poolhall Junkies & Rounders, Part 1)
    Oct 18 2024

    one movie is called Poolhall Junkies because the characters crush and then snort billiard balls and the other is called Rounders because all of the actors are spheres of uniform density

    [a nuanced analysis & critique of Poolhall Junkies (2002) and Rounders (1998)]

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Oops, all biomechanical suits (or: Independence Day: Resurgence)

    Oops, all biomechanical suits (or: Independence Day: Resurgence)
    Oct 4 2024

    look out! saucer! the aliens that are inside the aliens are back but this time it's the same plot as last time

    [a nuanced analysis & critique of Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)]

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • There's an alien inside the alien and it's so loud (or: Independence Day)

    There's an alien inside the alien and it's so loud (or: Independence Day)
    Sep 20 2024

    they just came from beyond the moon and boy are their arms tired

    [a nuanced analysis & critique of Independence Day (1996)]

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    1 hr and 16 mins