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Prepare this week to laugh as we recount the chaotic pre-Halloween preparations that include makeshift costumes and unexpected party advice. From turning into Lara Croft and a grandma to cash-only drinks and unexpected encounters, the night proves to be a whirlwind of spontaneity and friendship. As if the night wasn’t eventful enough, a surprise hookup among friends adds a juicy twist with an unexpected bath-time snack of corn.

Our journey doesn’t end there; with a fun pre-trip waxing session filled with ADD-fueled chaos and playlist dilemmas, we gear up for Palm Springs. From a serendipitous business brainstorming session in Puerto Vallarta to humorous cooking misadventures, this episode is all about embracing life’s unpredictability. As we share our financial triumphs and prepare for a sommelier exam, we invite you, our cherished listeners, to continue sharing your stories with us. Let’s keep the laughter and unexpected adventures rolling!

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Picture yourself in Austin, Texas, caught up in the whirlwind of the Austin City Limits festival. We recount our wild nights and amusing mishaps, from charming local encounters to humorous language barriers at the local club scene. Get ready for tales of pacing ourselves through unforgettable performances, all while navigating Austin's vibrant nightlife and the delightful chaos it brings.

But life's adventures aren't just about festivals and probiotics. We dive into the complexities of maintaining friendships over time, the importance of tough conversations, and the humorous comparisons between ancient empires and modern relationships. As we swap stories of hiking in Washington and the joys of sommelier training, we also experience emotional highs at a Kygo concert. Join us for a heartfelt exploration of personal growth, change, and the unexpected adventures that make life truly memorable.

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Ever found yourself trapped in an embarrassing situation where your dignity is on the line, all thanks to an ill-timed bowel mishap? We certainly have, and we're not holding back! Here on our latest episode, we're sharing uproarious tales of fried food and unfortunate car accidents, all while reflecting on the tragic loss of pristine white Calvin Klein briefs. But fear not, dear listener, because these anecdotes are just the start of our informative journey into "Happy Bottom Autumn"—a full-fledged celebration of bottoming.

Ready to explore the nitty-gritty of anal sex prep with us? We're here to share candid advice on douching techniques, smart water bottles, and dietary considerations. We've got tips galore, whether you're a seasoned bottom or just curious. And don't worry, we've got a laugh or two lined up with tales of shower douche mishaps, the infamous "waffle stomp," and even a corn salad disaster that left us red-faced and, well, a little too regular.

As the leaves change, so does our spirit—cue our encounter with a gay medium after a boat party in Tacoma. This whimsical journey into the spirit world had us seeing things in a whole new light, especially through stories of connecting with loved ones who have passed. But hold onto your hats because we wrap up with practical wellness tips for embracing autumn, from upping your fiber game to sharing the small victories in life, like a satisfying meal at Chili's. So join us, laugh with us, and learn from our wonderfully chaotic escapades!

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Get ready for a candid trip through our personal alcohol journeys, beginning with some raw confessions. This episode is a spirited exploration of our evolving relationship with alcohol.

Childhood curiosity meets teenage awkwardness as we recount our initial encounters with alcohol, painting a picture of the social dynamics that shaped our perspectives. Join us for laughs about trampoline mishaps and the humor of high school parties, where a crush who later started an OnlyFans adds a touch of nostalgia. These tales aren't just about mischief; they reflect the pressures and expectations surrounding alcohol use during our youth, and how these moments became the stepping stones to our understanding of drinking culture.

But it's not all laughs and cocktails. We tackle the heavier side of alcohol's impact, sharing personal stories of dealing with family alcoholism and the emotional complexities it brings. Recognizing the societal pressures and genetic predispositions to addiction, we discuss the importance of healthier coping mechanisms and professional help. As the episode draws to a close, we reflect on personal victories—like reducing alcohol consumption. Join us in this honest conversation, and feel free to share your own stories as we navigate our journeys toward healthier habits and self-discovery.

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Rewind to the days when balancing school, odd jobs, and taxes felt like a full-time circus act. We reminisce about our first jobs and the quirky tales that came with them, from mastering grocery store shifts to dealing with the unexpected at the zoo food stand. Ever wonder how a female tortoise's antics could lighten up a summer job? We've got stories that do just that, highlighting friendships that blossomed alongside bizarre yet endearing work experiences. These early jobs weren’t just about earning pocket money; they became the unexpected teachers of time management and work ethic.

Fast forward to the amusing chaos of retail life. Remember crushing on a manager at American Eagle or handling the whirlwind of Black Friday? We've got you covered with stories that capture the spirit of youth, family dynamics, and hilarious slip-ups at Enterprise Rent-A-Car. From bartending tall tales to the excitement of upcoming concerts and TV shows, each narrative is sewn together with humor, resilience, and a reminder that sometimes faking it until you make it is the best strategy. Whether you're here for nostalgia or a good laugh, this episode is a treasure trove of memorable moments.

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Tyler and Isaac, our fellow Seattle podcasters from "There Are No Gays in Montana," drop in this week to share their wild experiences; from working in Las Vegas hotels to their brushes with celebrity. We dive into how growing up gay has influenced our adult relationships, shedding light on the often comical and poignant moments that come with it.

Journey with us through the touching story of two college friends from Montana who evolved from friends to lovers, navigating the complexities of coming out and dating in a small rural town. Through heartfelt love letters and candid conversations, we explore the power and importance of living authentically. Their tale is peppered with humorous and touching moments that underline the significance of accepting one's sexuality and building a lasting partnership.

Finally, we tackle the concept of open relationships and combating pressure to adapt to heteronormative standards. By questioning societal norms and embracing non-traditional relationship dynamics, we share our personal experiences and the importance of communication, trust, and understanding in making these relationships work. Whether it's discussing the fluidity of monogamy or maintaining platonic friendships within the LGBTQIA+ community, this episode offers a comprehensive look at love, authenticity, and personal growth. Don't miss out on another candid, unfiltered conversation with your favorite Seattle homosexuals!

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WARNING: This week's podcast contains discussions of violence and rape. These topics can be triggering for some listeners. Listen with tissues and caution.

Our discussion begins with at-home karaoke practice and a Tori Kelli concert and unfolds into an unforgettable night of encounters. A dramatic reunion and a humorous run-in with a familiar face from the past set the tone, but things took an emotional turn when we found a man grieving his recently deceased mother. Our instincts kicked in, leading to a deeply compassionate interaction that showcased the power of human connection. This experience made us reflect on the bystander effect and the importance of taking action to help others in need.

Bringing the night full circle, we ended with some light-hearted nightclub adventures. Dancing, surprising encounters with quirky characters, and even a chance run-in with a past fling added to the delight. We also touched on navigating self-doubt and celebrated personal victories, emphasizing the importance of being genuine and vulnerable. Join us for this roller-coaster of emotions, laughter, and reflections on empathy and human connection.

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Find out this week if Kaleb ever made his Dentist appointment and which celebrities Kyle ran into in Provincetown (spoiler alert! It was Tammy Brown and Billy Eichner).

Ever wondered why gay vacation spots like P-Town or Puerto Vallarta hold such a special allure? We get real about the affordability, the unique dynamics in personal and romantic relationships, and the emotional rollercoaster that sometimes comes with these trips. With candid discussions about visualizing friends naked (thanks to their TMI stories) and an unforgettable underwear party encounter, we delve into the beautiful yet complex world of gay vacation culture and relationships.

Next, Kyle gives Kaleb a Gay Hookup Culture Quiz. We dive into the concept of demisexuality and share some personal stories about transformative journeys from homophobia to acceptance. Plus, you'll hear about an unforgettable birthday hookup that involves champagne, oysters, and an Aston Martin dealership, wrapping up with a playful "Fuck, Marry, Murder" game with a twist that ties natural disasters to relationship quirks. Tune in for a mix of humor, insight, and heartfelt moments!