We're traveling to the island of Great Britain to explore some of the rudest named places in the UK in honor of the late Queen Elizabeth II's cheeky side. All of them would have made her blush, but she was their queen too, so put on your little boy pants and let's enjoy some maps and dirty jokes!

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🗓 Itinerary

00:00 Intro

02:10 Sh!tterton

04:21 Happy Bottom and A!s Hill

04:31 Sandy B!lls

05:27 C!cking

07:28 Pratt's Bottom

08:07 Fingringhoe

09:24 Wh!res Wood

09:53 Toker's Green

10:15 Stonor

10:31 Britain's Bermuda Triangle

11:27 Pen!stone

11:55 B!tchfield

12:47 Upperth!ng, Netherth!ng, Th!ngsbridge

13:48 Wetw!ng

15:25 Plumbland

15:58 Bonkle

16:21 Dull

16:48 Tongue

17:54 Tw!tt

18:53 Conclusion

Yes, I really read aloud the entire 6,400-word article. As we meet at the crossroads of wry sarcasm and insufferable celebrity worship cringe, we will ask: on which of these two paths is this piece? What were these people paid $125M for? And why do they want to believe they're suffering so badly?

I was left basically speechless, so this is a bit of a one-off with no commentary.

The Original Article

Meghan of Montecito by Allison P. Davis, published in The Cut on August 29, 2022

To Allison P. Davis: please take no offense at this video/attempt at humor; I enjoyed reading your article and found it to be an interesting window into Meghan Markle :)

To my three viewers: please appreciate the writer and don't be hating.

Best bits

• 00:00 Intro
• 02:23 Climate-controlled and marshmallowy
• 02:47 Meghan Markle's secret
• 06:35 The tiny Bachelor producer
• 07:04 Content, babyyy
• 09:48 Bombshells, and racism against babies
• 11:04 Blowouts and orgies
• 12:09 A tony typo
• 12:24 Millionaires feel poor
• 13:07 Romantic palm trees
• 13:40 Healing for $14.65M
• 14:25 Advice to little girls
• 15:43 Harry earns himself so many points
• 16:31 World's weirdest office
• 17:57 What $125M in contracts gets you
• 18:33 WTF were they paid for?
• 20:33 Creepy
• 21:22 Did you learn this? I didn't
• 24:49 The hard life of a millionaire
• 27:26 Endless humblebrags
• 28:33 This paragraph followed by this photo
• 29:35 "Uncomfortable"
• 30:14 More pretending to be poor
• 30:21 Meghan = Mandela
• 31:10 The writer predicts this video
• 33:10 The most mundane paragraph of all time
• 33:51 Generosity, caught conveniently by a reporter
• 35:10 The beatboxing bit from the intro
• 35:41 Still healing
• 35:52 "Do you like that?"
• 36:24 The hilarious conclusion

🚨 The Citizen app alerts you to nearby crimes, but it's also where groundhogs terrorize neighborhoods, furries lose their fur, and nude men attack Burger Kings. Join us for our fourth trip to the weird underworld of crime! 

• 00:00 Welcome! 
• 00:35 The app has changed 
• 01:08 First crime of the day 
• 01:31 How to lose your street cred 
• 02:22 Assault by forklift 
• 03:10 Six women and a Nissan Sentra 
• 04:26 Aggressive groundhog 
• 05:01 Is this your dog? 
• 06:10 Lost airpod 
• 07:21 Nude man at Burger King 
• 08:30 Stormtroopers IRL 
• 09:23 Conclusion

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