Two Wives and a Baby

By: Poppy Popstein and Flaps McGee
  • Summary

  • An idiotic lesbian married couple talk about their day to day lives, including their various health issues, dictator of a toddler and what they're going to have for dinner. Sporadically recurring segments, like "What's in the News" and "What Flaps Watched on 20/20" also happen. Guests of no consequence call in to discuss the minutia of their lives. The show is as mundane as it is profound. And always entertaining.

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Episodes
  • Church Rage & The Baldwin Family
    Jan 5 2025

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    Poppy and Flaps recover from the holiday chaos and dive into 2025. They discuss fluctuating listenership, urban frustrations with holiday tourism in New York City, and another police encounter. The discussion veers into Flaps' cringe-worthy pink jacket, which seems to draw unnecessary attention and judgement.

    Recapping holiday gatherings, Poppy and Flaps emphasize the need for personal space. Interspersed throughout their conversation are moments that touch on what it means to embrace spirituality, Poppy's jaunts into various places of worship, and thoughts on societal etiquette—or the lack thereof—when it comes to respectful behavior in sacred spaces.

    Flaps and Poppy also discuss the antics of Hilaria Baldwin and her seemingly cyclical identity crisis surrounding her heritage.

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    43 mins
  • Poppy Faces Vape Charges
    Nov 23 2024

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    Poppy shares a rather alarming encounter with the NYPD. The conversation meanders through Poppy's various run-ins with authority, painting a picture of her life filled with humorous confrontations and cerulean moments that most urban dwellers might resonate with. They whimsically dissect social taboos, juxtaposing Poppy's vaping troubles with the more serious issues of substance use observed underground. The banter seamlessly straddles the line between levity and gravity as they discuss the absurdities of policing priorities in a city where more pressing issues are often overlooked. Poppy reflects on a humorous office scandal, prompting a conversation about creative freedom in the workplace. We further gossip about high-profile celebrities through the lens of their household realities. Flaps addresses her foray into cosmetic procedures with equal parts excitement and apprehension, offering a glimpse into her thoughts on beauty standards and self-care.

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    46 mins
  • Flooded Basement
    Nov 16 2024

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    We chat with Dr. Shining Pony, a renowned scientist famous for discovering a new amoeba species in the North Pole. The lively conversation includes humorous takes on relationship terms and intimate moments with televisions and important landmarks. Dr. Pony recounts a victorious plumbing experience, enriching our exploration of friendship and shared experiences. The episode wraps up with plans for NYC events, balancing social life with personal downtime, all while celebrating life's meaningful connections.

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    34 mins

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