Episodes

  • New Inventions...and Mark
    Jul 15 2024

    Mark Twain wasn’t around for some of our most useful later inventions. Let’s see what he makes out of some of them. If he gets out of hand, we’ll put a zipper on that loquacious mouth of his…!

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    16 mins
  • The Twits Try to Get Serious!
    Jun 17 2024

    Mark and the Two Twits try to be serious...but they just can't quite pull it off! There's always a little fun and a little music and this episode, the penultimate episode of Season One, will not disappoint on that score. Get ready for some Mark "witticisms" as well!

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    17 mins
  • A Lucky Listener Gets Mugged
    Apr 25 2024

    Well it's not exactly what you think...but our friend Arnold has something to cherish from the Two Twits, and Mark, of course... have a listen to 12 minutes of Twit-tiness.

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    13 mins
  • Food??!!
    Apr 6 2024

    In this little post-Easter podcast, Mark Twain gives us a lesson in the four food groups. One we won’t soon forget!!

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    10 mins
  • Doc is wearin' the Green - Oh, but, what sacrilege - to the color green!
    Mar 14 2024

    The Twits and Mark Twain talk Fashion...and, of course,
    Saint Patrick's Day!

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    14 mins
  • Valentine's Twit-O-Gram...
    Feb 13 2024

    Here is the big day, all you lovers!

    Mark joins the Two Twits to discuss the origins of Saint Valentine's day, to listen to a little music, and babble about the usual inconsequential subjects! Enjoy!

    The Twits (and Mark) wish you hugs and kisses!

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    16 mins
  • Christmas Carols...Sort Of...!
    Dec 14 2023

    We were in the process of putting together a different Episode 14, when we realized that this would be aired shortly before a holiday…Christmas! So…with a bit of Christmas nostalgia, along with a bit of humor…as well as some atrocious caroling, we mean memorable Holiday Music…here’s our offering to close out 2023.

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    12 mins
  • Unlucky or Just Plain Stupid?
    Nov 13 2023

    Since it’s our 13th (Lucky) episode, Mark took it upon himself to set the tone…and it appears the sound is coming from the doldrums! And then, we climb out of it from listening to a portion of Chopin’s Funeral March to “Barbara Ann!” What a trip we’re taking! And then…and then…the topic of elimination comes up. You’ll just have to listen to get the full meaning…

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    17 mins