Episodes

  • Into the Valley
    Sep 8 2024

    Warning: audio in this episode is fairly grainy/distorted in the beginning and during some of the middle. We are struggling with microphones cause technology hates us.


    In this episodes we meet our three heroes as they perform good deeds to save the good of man-kind fight devastating monsters and saving the innocents... Okay their gone now, in this episode be ready for violent action, graphic descriptions, devastating intimidation tactics, foul language, audio gore, sexual jokes and innuendos. Oh shoot they’re coming back, don't tell them I said anything. As always I will be your describer of their heroic adventures and if you have any questions ask them here, on Instagram @turning_the_blade, or on their Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TurningTheBlade.



    Please don't tell them I said anything.



    All jokes made in the episode description and during the podcast are not made with the intention of hurting feelings or being taken seriously. If we say that someone is stupid we do not mean to insult anyone with a below average IQ watching the episode, don't worry we know you're smarter than them.


    If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.


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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Sharpening the Blade Episode 1
    Sep 14 2024
    This is the first episode of the after show talk show where we discuss the episode and answer viewer questions. Leave any questions you have in the comments of videos or contact us on Instagram @turning_the_blade to ask questions.

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    39 mins
  • Danielle and Dark Reveals
    Sep 14 2024

    Our intrepid heroes *Cough cough* Fools *cough cough* finally made it to Dalton Horrick's Manor, but trust me if you had asked them where they were going they probably would have no clue. In this episode be ready for violent action, graphic descriptions, devastating intimidation tactics, audio gore, foul language, sexual jokes and innuendos. As always I will be your describer of their heroic adventures and if you have any questions ask them here, on Instagram @turning_the_blade, or on their Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TurningTheBlade.


    Thank you for not telling them I said anything.


    All jokes made in the episode description and during the podcast are not made with the intention of hurting feelings or being taken seriously. If we say that someone is stupid we do not mean to insult anyone with a below average IQ watching the episode, don't worry we know you're smarter than them.


    If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Apologize
    Sep 21 2024
    This is a formal apology for what happened this week, don't worry we didn't do anything illegal or hurt anyone, at least we hope we haven't.

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    3 mins
  • Sharpening the Blade episode 3
    Sep 28 2024
    We may not have a third episode but we do have a Sharpening the blade with Keaton. Full episodes will resume next week.

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    32 mins
  • Apology 2: Electric bugaloo
    Sep 28 2024
    Here we are again asking for your forgiveness as we miss yet another full upload this week. This is partially out of our control but we still feel terrible about it. This week we have Keaton Burgess so that is a massive plus.

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    13 mins
  • Episode 3: Revelation
    Oct 5 2024

    Well here we are back again, kinda safe in Horric Manor or at least safer than those other Gnomes. It also seems like the "heroes" are becoming fairly more like heroes.


    Content warnings:

    Audio gore, profanity, sexual jokes/ innuendos, graphic description, and triggering scenarios.


    All jokes made in the episode description and during the podcast are not made with the intention of hurting feelings or being taken seriously. If we say that someone is stupid we do not mean to insult anyone with a below average IQ watching the episode, don't worry we know you're smarter than them.

    If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Apology 3
    Oct 12 2024
    This apology was made by only Kallen

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    3 mins