In this absolutely unhinged episode of Traffic School, Lieutenant Crain waltzed in, ready to drop some hard-hitting truths—only to be met with a riveting discussion about picture books. Yes, you heard that right. Turns out, words are overrated when you can just vibe with some illustrations. But wait! Before we could spiral into a deep philosophical debate on modern-day attention spans, the show took a detour down Memory Lane, where we learned that YouTube is a lawless wasteland of Nine Inch Nails music videos—because apparently, nothing says quality father-daughter bonding like watching Happiness in Slavery together. Parenting win? Debatable.

Meanwhile, in the thrilling world of local infrastructure, callers were up in arms about roundabouts, exit ramps, and the eternal mystery of whether road construction will ever end. Spoiler alert: No. One frustrated caller even suggested using roundabout confusion as a test for political candidacy. Bold strategy, Cotton.

Of course, no Traffic School episode is complete without its dose of road rage therapy. Lieutenant Crain nearly lost his mind over a driver who treated a roundabout like an impromptu picnic stop. Another caller demanded to know why speed limits in inactive construction zones still exist (hint: because "fancy math"). And then there was Carl, who pleaded for the love of all that is holy, that people just TURN RIGHT ON RED. Seriously, folks, he has places to be.

We rounded things off with a philosophical deep dive into the rules of merging—aka, the universal struggle of not crashing into another car when two people have the same bad idea at the same time. Conclusion? Call the advocates because insurance is about to get messy.

In summary: Chaos. Utter chaos. And we loved every second of it.

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This episode of Traffic School was a hilarious ride, full of unexpected twists and turns—kind of like a poorly cleared icy road! Right out of the gate, Lieutenant Crain accused Viktor of using a tiny kid’s chair because Peaches broke his again. The mental image of him barely peeking over the desk had us cracking up!

From there, we dove into some classic prankster talk, including Peaches's truly diabolical (and likely illegal) idea of dropping anonymous Valentine’s cards into people's mailboxes just to stir up some relationship chaos. The legal expert in the room quickly shut that down, but not before we all imagined the sheer number of breakups it could cause.

The callers were on fire too—one asked for the best "one-night-in-jail" crime for a bucket list experience (turns out, misdemeanors are the way to go), and another wanted to know if it's ever okay to run a red light when you're stuck in the endless cycle of a diverging diamond intersection. Spoiler alert: No, but also, maybe. Just check where you're stopped first!

Then there was the ever-popular debate about why cops get to use their computers while driving, which led to a fantastic explanation: "They pay us to be distracted drivers!" That one’s sure to go over well in traffic court. And, of course, we wrapped up with a discussion about creepy small towns, old-school snowmobile racing, and the time Crain nearly ran someone off the road because he was too busy rewinding his cassette tape of Mony Mony.

All in all, another wild and hilarious episode that somehow managed to mix legal advice, chaos, and vintage racing all in one.

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Viktor Wilt kicked off Traffic School by immediately blinding everyone in the studio with his absurdly bright new lights, forcing Lieutenant Crain to wear sunglasses like he was auditioning for a Top Gun sequel. Meanwhile, Lt. Crain's wife Misty announced she was escaping the snowy wasteland of Idaho for a California beach getaway, leaving Victor to question his life choices.

Callers did not disappoint. One guy hit an elk, donated the meat, and received a heartfelt thank-you card from his local auto body shop, which now considers him a VIP customer. Another caller had a serious rant about people failing to merge properly on the freeway, proving that Idaho drivers are still out here making up their own rules. And Crazy Carl called in, because of course he did, to discuss the deep philosophical connection between classic cars and beer.

Meanwhile, a heated debate broke out over window tint, revealing that one guy got caught driving a stolen vehicle simply because his illegal tint job got him pulled over. Pro tip: If you're in a stolen car, maybe don’t also make it a mobile cave. Then, a discussion about blind people and concealed carry somehow led to a nostalgic story about a fearless blind kid ripping around on a four-wheeler, proving once and for all that some people have way more faith in their friends than they should.

As the show wrapped up, Misty casually threatened her husband with the power of El Presidente law, a guy named Dustin had an existential crisis about Idaho labor laws, and Lieutenant Crain resisted the urge to arrest anyone (this time). All in all, it was a morning of chaos, questionable decisions, and a strong reminder that Idaho drivers will never, ever learn how to merge.

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This episode of "Traffic School Powered by the Advocates" features Lieutenant Crain joining live from sunny Nevada to field questions, share anecdotes, and give legal guidance on traffic-related topics. Discussions covered a range of quirky subjects, including people cutting through parking lots to bypass traffic at the 17th Street Bridge closure, delivery drivers’ challenges, and peculiar traffic habits like stopping a car length away at lights. Callers shared their frustrations and curiosities, from proper use of flashers when driving slow, to the illegality of flashing a gun at other drivers, and roundabout navigation etiquette.

Lieutenant Crain offered practical advice, highlighting safety, legality, and occasionally weaving in humor to address callers' situations. Notably, the show turned interactive, offering "Cannonball 101" T-shirts to anyone who participated. It closed with a light-hearted exchange, leaving listeners informed, entertained, and some better dressed.

This episode of Traffic School Powered by The Advocates Injury Attorneys, hosted by Viktor Wilt and Lt. Marvin Crain, features a lively and engaging discussion about driving rules, local traffic regulations, and humorous interactions with callers.

Here are the highlights from today's episode:

Lieutenant Crain in the House: The episode starts with Lieutenant Crain ready to address driving questions, emphasizing that roads have been decent and not snow-laden. He jokes about phones now working properly, allowing seamless caller participation.

Caller Highlights:

1. A caller asked about navigating a "diamond intersection" in Rexburg and clarified that turning right on a red arrow is not allowed.
2. Another caller humorously inquired how many laps one can take around a roundabout before it would raise suspicion. Lieutenant Crain noted that discretion varies by officer.
3. A debate about highway merging stressed the responsibility of drivers entering from an on-ramp to seamlessly join traffic without causing disruption.
4. Questions about the duration and timing for using turn signals revealed the rule of signaling for five seconds or the equivalent safe distance before lane changes.
5. Driver Etiquette and Law Enforcement:
   • The importance of maintaining courtesy, such as staying out of the left lane unless passing, was stressed.
   • Discussions touched on when and how to escalate speed or slow down when signs indicate changes. Drivers are required to adhere to the limits only once the relevant signage is reached.
   • Lieutenant Crane provided insights into the funding from citations, clearing up misconceptions that police departments gain revenue from traffic tickets.
6. Humor and Relatability:
   • Callers injected humor, including tales of hypothetical road pranks and comical misunderstandings about the law.
   • Anecdotes about overloaded horse trailers, multiple flat tires, and rogue kittens offered some lighthearted breaks.
7. Safety Tips:
   • Emphasis on safety measures such as keeping clear of poorly maintained roads in winter and ensuring proper lane discipline to prevent hazards.

The episode wrapped up with callers expressing gratitude for the humor and advice, while hosts reflected on a busy and fun-filled session. Stay tuned for the next Traffic School episode!

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In this episode of Traffic School, powered by The Advocates Injury Attorneys, the crew takes to Facebook and Instagram live with a mix of traffic advice, anecdotes, and community questions. Hosted by the vibrant team of Viktor Wilt, Lieutenant Crain, and friends, the show blends humor with valuable driving insights.

Key Highlights:

1. Common Driving Questions:
   • Headlights: It’s a traffic violation to drive with a headlight out, though enforcement often results in warnings instead of tickets.
   • Roundabout Etiquette: Don’t treat roundabouts like amusement park rides! Speed limits in roundabouts are typically 15-20 mph.
   • Driving Laws: U-turns and snow-shoveling into streets? Know your local ordinances!
2. Funny Stories from the Field:
   • A memorable story featured a handcuffed suspect stealing a patrol car, with a humorous chase involving differing vehicle speeds.
   • Another tale included someone shaving off the tops of mobile homes under a low overpass in American Falls.
3. Unexpected Queries:
   • Can someone get a DUI on a horse? Not technically, but public intoxication laws still apply.
   • Driving missing car doors or using motorized wheelchairs on streets raised safety and legality discussions.
4. Winter Prep Tips:
   • With expected snowfall, they emphasized clearing off all vehicle windows, adjusting headlights, and planning for longer travel times.

Audience Interaction:

The team engaged with listener-submitted questions, debunking myths like police pursuit limits and legal snow-shoveling practices. Humor kept things light, even with critical topics like reckless driving and DUI laws.

The podcast continues its mission to make traffic laws accessible with a side of entertainment!

Traffic School powered by The Advocates Injury Attorneys, featuring special guest Carolina Roslyn. We discuss Carolina's local viral videos and dashcam content, Karen at Dairy Queen, proper driving in foggy and slick conditions, traveling too fast for conditions, Peaches needs a snow brush, how to get a good deal on a quality dashcam, Carolina's music on Spotify, speed limits on on-ramps, rolling coal, reasons police may have their lights on outside of emergencies, filming in public, and more

The show kicks off with Peaches in the hosting chair due to Viktor sleeping in and being late for the show. Lots of razzing Viktor for being late. Other topics discussed include: Christmas, roundabouts, driving too fast for conditions, snow tires, cruise control, u-turns on Hitt road with confusing signs, ISP social media pages, right of way, train horns in vehicles, Carolina Roslyn on the show next week