Episodes

  • The Hurt Locker
    Oct 28 2024

    A harrowing war film about a U.S. Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal team in Iraq led by a loose cannon!

    A WWE wrestler whose whole shtick is a little too confusing and niche to get picked up by the mainstream!

    A band that plays math-rock mixed with noise punk whose members don't grasp the nuances of mixing or songcraft!

    A location that a kid who gets bullied too much at a stereotypical American High School in the '80s spends a lot of his time!

    Question: what do these things all have in common? Everybody knows they're all called The Hurt Locker!

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    52 mins
  • The Fast and the Furious
    Oct 14 2024

    Where are you most likely to find the world's most-famous form of Diesel?

    Better yet, what's an accurate description for a speeding motorist?

    Or, if you're feeling cheeky, what's the best way of describing the means by which each of the Pals lost his virginity?

    If you answer is, "In a car", you're correct.

    But "Fast & Furious" also works.

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    53 mins
  • Deadpool & Wolverine
    Sep 30 2024

    This week, what is it that the (dead)Pals have (wolver)seen that they’re dying to deliberate? Still not sure? We’ll give you a clue: it’s this year’s most anticipated new entry in a flagship cinematic series! Now would you care to take a gue-? No, it’s not Inside Out 2, try again… Nope, not Dune 2 either, although we get how you might have- Ok, no, not Furiosa, and upon reflection maybe the set-up for this was a little too open-ended. No, goddammit, it’s not Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Think big, like a BIG and widely beloved… (sigh) No, not Despicable Me 4, Kung-Fu Panda 4, Bad Boys: Ride or Die, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Alien: Romulus or The Garfield Movie, you insipid poltroons! It’s Deadpool, alright?! It’s the new Deadpool! Wolverine’s here too, ok?! Ok… Jesus.

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    54 mins
  • Face/Off
    Sep 16 2024

    Are the Pals off their face, or are they ON their face? You be the judge!

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    53 mins
  • Inside Out 2
    Sep 2 2024

    Hey, what happens when the internal gets all external? Would it be just like that feeling when things are all a-jumble? Maybe even the same as when something typically housebound find its way unleashed upon the big wide world? Or, perhaps most common of all, it’s just like when you have a friend named Otto – who prefers the moniker ‘Out’ – who is the second person to sigh in explaining to you that the direction you’re looking for is one located within an inner sanctum, producing this very normal series of words:

    “In,” sighed Out, too.

    Well, f$%ckle-dee-dee, have we got an ep for you! Straight from the list of highest grossing films of all times, it’s time for Inside Palt 2!!!

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    51 mins
  • Iron Man
    Aug 19 2024

    This is Iron Man

    Has Frank lost his mind?

    Pulling high scores out of his behind!

    Marcus will give his all

    Cos this film didn't really make him go, "Whoa!"

    Is Tom alive or dead?

    Will he shut the f#%k up for once so we can listen to a single thing that someone else has said?!

    We'll just leave it there

    But listen if to the ep if you think you'd care

    [Instrumental Break]

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • What's Eating Gilbert Grape
    Aug 5 2024

    Everyone’s always asking, “What’s eating Gilbert’s grapes?” It’s never, “*How* are Gilbert’s grapes?” Well, the pals are gonna find out!

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    53 mins
  • Furiosa
    Jul 22 2024

    What do you get if you make someone madder than hell?

    What is the Italian translation of Fast and the Furious?

    What would be a surprisingly tasteful name for a furry convention?

    The answer to all three, of course, is Furiosa!

    Come get gassed up with some high-octane diesel as the Pals steer this V8 ep into a hydraulically-hectic ignition of epic Pal-portions.

    CARS!

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    1 hr and 2 mins