THE HOLY TRINITY HAVE RETURNED!!

No not the father, the son or the holy spirit. Back in September 2021 Luis, Andy and Declan stumbled out of their satanic pits to record a live episode of Three Wise Millennials.

In this special live show the boys regale us biblical tales of family fuckery, homicide by bears and unholy lunches!

This live recording took place at the first ever Dundee fringe festival. A special thank you goes out to the organisers and to all those who attended the event!

Music Credits:

Intro - Corndogs in Santa Monica by The Great North Sound Society
Outro- Ferris Wheel by Quincas Moreira

It's hard to believe that the powers of a prophet would go to a man who would mistake his son for his other son with a hairy carpet on his back.

Such is the bible though, and this week Luis tells us the story of how Jacob used some lentils and a shaggy rug to get his fathers inheritance, the family gas station and as many wives as he has attractive cousins.

Music Credits:

Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by The Great North Sound Society
Outro music - Night Run Away by An Jone

How would you like a three day all expenses paid trip to a spa inside the belly of a whale? Well whether Jonah wants it or not that's what he's getting.

In this week's episode, Andy looks at the well known story of Jonah, a man who did what no one else thought to when called upon by god... run away.

Music credits:
Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great North Sounds Society
Outro music - Ferri Wheel by Quincas Moreira

If a bright light spoke to you and told you that God had injected you with badass prophet powers, would you blindly begin your rise to the top, or would you question Gods presence at every turn?

Well for Gideon the judge, it was the latter. This week, Declan looks at the story of the most cowardly judge in the entire saga of God's on again off again relationship with Israel.

Music Credits:
Intro is Corndogs of Santa Monica by The Great North Sounds Society
Outro is Ferris Wheel by Quincas Moreira

Welcome back bible bashers! The Fourth Season continues with some biblical game shows!

Luis quizzes the gang about what is right and what is wrong in the bible according to the Rules of Leviticus, can they win their salvation or are they still doomed to eternal damnation?

Intro Music: Chocolate Cookie Jam by An Jone
Outro Music: Night Run Away by An Jone

BEHOLD NON BELIVEVERS! THE FOURTH COMING OF THREE WISE MILLENNIALS!

We are all delighted to be back with a fourth season of bible parody for you wonderful people!

Andy starts of this run of episodes with his take on the story of Job, God's most perfect, ass kissing follower who still gets put through the ringer because lol.

Music Credits:

Intro: Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great Northern Sound society
Outro: Night Run Away by An Jone

Three Wise Millennials reach an unprecedented FOURTH EPISODE IN A SEASON!

The last episode of season three, Luis tells us all about David after he killed Goliath and became the coolest thing since stoning.

Intro music is Corndogs in Santa Monica by The Great North Sound Society
outro music is Cruiser by Magic in the Other

What's that? They whole world is about to be flooded?? OH NOAH!!

This week on the Three Wise Millennials podcast, Declan takes a look at the well known story of Noah and his big bastard boat.

Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great North Sound Society
Outro Music - Night Run Away by An Jone