The Ward

By: Eight - Patient and Psychiatric Hospital Broadcasting Messiah
  • Summary

  • In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics. At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.
    2024
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  • Here Lies Eight, A Saint Amongst Men (and Women) - The Ward 46
    Apr 24 2024

    Bush tentacles, potato chip security advice, and petting pretty grass!
    Eight continues on his perilous jog through the cold wilderness while explaining recent happenings and the consequences of having sexy hips.
    (Podcast may or may not involve gerbils.)

    Send comments, feedback, or carrot-related recipes to: Feedback@TheWardPodcast.com

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Going For A Jog - The Ward 045
    Mar 19 2024

    Eight returns! From his Surprise Extended-Stay All-Expenses-Paid Involuntary Vacation!
    Will you join him for a bit of fresh air?
    Pretty rocks, suspicious birds, hungry beasts, and psych meds... a typical American outing.
    (At the time of this recording, he has not been eaten by wolves. But he is still looking for that elusive group.)

    Editors Note: Eight better be very grateful for the long-suffering JARED who received the audio over the phone at 4AM with no explanation other than something terrifying screaming in the background. (Screaming not included in the podcast, you're welcome).
    While this was probably recorded on a half-eaten potato, the sleep-deprived miracle-worker has done their very best. And will now get much needed sleep.

    If you want jogging advice, a detailed description of some random rock, or just want to say hello...
    Contact us at:
    Feedback@TheWardPodcast.com

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Fish Medicine - The Ward 044
    Jan 31 2022

    Eight explores magic, holy books, broccoli sobriety, and the only Irish word he knows. A must listen for any cat person who is off their meds!

    Send adoration to:

    Feedback@TheWardPodcast.com

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    56 mins

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