Episodes

  • Time To Say Goodbye

    Time To Say Goodbye
    Nov 20 2024
    A little Paris nostalgia for ‘vin chaud’, as we contemplate our success rate on Race Across The World over a glass of red wine. Mother volunteers as ambassador of a luxury barge holiday (with Joanna Lumley in tow) and signs herself up for Big Brother, before reacting to a royal break in. We reveal this week’s reaction and we sorrowfully say so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.

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    30 mins
  • I'm a Celeb 2024 Line-Up and Mother's Birthing Plan

    I'm a Celeb 2024 Line-Up and Mother's Birthing Plan
    Nov 6 2024
    This week we have some soapy cocktails whilst discussing why society frowns upon weekday drinking. Self-service maternity wards are causing waves of shock for Mother, as she reminisces about her younger years, before Mother Reacts to the 2024 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here lineup.

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    34 mins
  • Saying Goodbye to Liam Payne and a Generous Rant

    Saying Goodbye to Liam Payne and a Generous Rant
    Oct 23 2024
    This week’s episode sees us mourning the loss of Liam Payne and reminiscing about 1D days before beginning the lengthy rant with a Hugo Spritz, including frustrating business communications, disease-infested TV shows, QR coded perfumes, automated pubs and people in glass houses ….

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    31 mins
  • Crumbl Cookie Crimes and Cheating Boyfriends

    Crumbl Cookie Crimes and Cheating Boyfriends
    Oct 9 2024
    Vodka, Lime & Soda in hand whilst a new ‘ boyfriend loyalty checker’ app is released and Mother sets her sights on a new role as Chief Cheater Detective. A brief TV recap must be had as we enter the ‘ber’ months and conversation turns to the epically chaotic Australian Crumbl Cookie Crime!

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    33 mins
  • The P Diddy Case; Mother's Defense and Tea-Time Cocktails

    The P Diddy Case; Mother's Defense and Tea-Time Cocktails
    Sep 25 2024
    A Mar-Tea-Ni moment (thank you, Florence Pugh) as Mother is introduced to Slipknot and other gory delights of heavy metal music, before she chooses antifeminism as we dive down the criminal rabbit hole of P Diddy and recap the first public appearance from The Princess of Wales.

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    33 mins
  • Trying ASMR, Pineapple Flirting and JLo’s Revenge Dress

    Trying ASMR, Pineapple Flirting and JLo’s Revenge Dress
    Sep 11 2024
    This week, a new drink is unlocked and a new form of courting is uncovered. The Princess is officially back in business, we analyse a celebrity fashion faux pas in the form of a Revenge Dress and Mother reveals a fashion faux pas of her own…

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    21 mins
  • Love is Blind and The Matthew Perry Murder Allegations

    Love is Blind and The Matthew Perry Murder Allegations
    Aug 29 2024
    In this week’s episode: Mother mistakenly thinks Karen Carpenter has released a new album before reflecting on the nostalgic toys of the 90s (including some mild child abuse, up for debate). Another dating app experiment leads us to a potential prince charming for Mother and was Matthew Perry really murdered?

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    47 mins
  • Actors, Actresses and All Those In Between

    Actors, Actresses and All Those In Between
    Aug 14 2024
    Below Deck gets analysed for their impractical bunk beds and a tragic tale of a drowning phone is told before Mother asks; ‘do men care?’. We dive into the dark cobweb of Elon Musk’s relationships and discuss the BAFTAs gender category controversy, with a brief interlude from our pool man.

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    45 mins