It's a light week of Homestuck because we were busy partying (jealous?). However, the conversations we did read made us want to crawl out of our own skin. Aside from awkward rejections and a murdered main character, we talk about Baltimore Ravens sex crimes, how to deal with the billionaires, and the importantce of respecting the fourth wall.

We're having a hard time summarizing Homestuck at this point, as anyone who actually reads that comic can probably understand. So, after talking briefly about our favorite little guys, it's a lot of dungeons and dragons, the woke mob cancelling comedians, and puppy girls. There's like, a lot about puppy girls.

What if trolls and humans could fall in love? What if Felix the cat succeeded in his revolution? What if Duncan was a sexy rabbit? What if team Canada heard this episode and decided to put us on the national volleyball team? What if everything was cyberpunk?

We got to the end of act 5 part 1 this week, because Liam will not stop reading. The trolls finish their session, Karkat invents forums, Vriska fucking dies. Also discussed: mandolins, bad friends, vyvanse.

This week we're figuring out how troll love works in the Homestuck lore, and what that could mean about explaining (and excusing ::::) ) character behavior. Also, some new guys we forgot about get introduced, and some of them live underwater. We also check in on Elon Musk and confirm how many legs each animal has.

This episode is basically half arguing about Vriska and half praising Robert Eggers/trying to convince the online masses that you shouldn't want to fuck Nosferatu.

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We're in act 5, which means we're finally meeting the trolls! Mostly, though, we're talking about Mr. Beast's Amazon Prime show, Beast Games. Don't get me wrong, we're excited about Homestuck, but it doesn't foretell the apocalypse quite like Beast does.

We've finished act 4! There's a lot of plot, and to be honest, we're starting to lose track of what's going on. That doesn't stop us from adding to Dave's tally of horrible traumas, figuring out the market value of a Creed ticket, and discussing the OnlyFans economy.