Episodes

  • Doug Crowder and The Haitian Cannibal Invasion
    Oct 31 2024

    On a tense Halloween night in a suburban Ohio neighborhood, 68-year-old Doug Crowder sits alone, fortified in his home and bracing for an invasion he’s sure is coming. Once a civil rights activist, Doug now believes he’s under siege by forces bent on destroying his town. Surrounding himself with weapons and fueled by the endless scroll of conspiracy theories, he’s transformed his fear into a way of life. As his paranoia builds, he faces a confrontation that forces him to question everything he thought he was defending—a haunting tale of fear, isolation, and the dark power of hatred.

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    32 mins
  • Meet Me In The Woods Tonight
    Oct 30 2024

    Halloween week continues with a folk horror tale set in the eerie woods of New England, where whispers of long-buried secrets and forgotten colonial horrors drift through the trees. But what exactly is folk horror? And which X-Files episodes capture its primordial dread? Join us as we journey back to woodlands dark and days bewitched.

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    32 mins
  • Night Call
    Oct 30 2024

    We’re back! With an original story for Halloween. It began with a series of grisly, high-profile murders — crimes so bold, they shook the city’s elite. The culprit? A woman whose sultry voice called the police and confessed, guiding them, step by step, into the underbelly of Chicago’s darkest corners. But this time, on Halloween night, she offered something more: an invitation. And as sirens wailed and armored vehicles tore through the fog, Chicago PD wasn’t alone on this journey. Dangerous criminals, lured by the same voice, raced to the same location, each faction unknowingly pulled into a deadly web of death.

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    28 mins
  • Christmas Evil
    Dec 26 2023

    It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Which means it’s time to talk about Kevin Spacey, Necrophilia, Cannibalism, A Killer Santa Claus, A Haunted Christmas Tree, The Return of Resurrection Mary, and the satanic child-eating anti-Claus known as KRAMPUS! Join Michael and Stephanie as they explore the dark side of Christmas! What a crazy ride it has been!

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Jose Chung's Woke Islam
    Dec 4 2023

    October 7th, 2023. Israel suffers a horrific surprise attack by the Islamist terrorist organization known as Hamas. A barbaric pogrom that cost the lives of at least 1200 Israelis. The worst massacre of the Jews since the holocaust. Israel has retaliated with a merciless bombing campaign that has cost thousands of Palestinian lives. Has Israel gone too far? Why are Tik Tokers and Gen Z kids so pro-Palestine? Why is Islam so embraced by the Communist Zoomer Left when it is a patriarchal, homophobic, and aggressively socially conservative religion? Michael and Stephanie discuss this and the state of the world in December, 2023.

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    2 hrs and 32 mins
  • The Half-Life Of Resurrection Mary
    Oct 3 2023

    Tonight we bring you a feral fairy tale about Chicago’s most famous ghost. Resurrection Mary supposedly died in a tragic car accident back in the 1930s, and she’s been coming back and haunting the living ever since. Tonight we blend history with myth to bring you our first short story about a tortured soul stuck between two worlds. It’s MaryHeimer time!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Conspiracies of The Denver Airport
    Aug 20 2023

    STEPHANIE and MICHAEL are back! Our dynamic duo dive into the creepy weirdness that is the DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. From horrifying MURALS to clandestine Underground Tunnels. Is DIA just a series of misguided art choices or is it hiding the secret headquarters of a SATANIC TELETUBBIE CABAL?

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • The X-Files: RIGHT AND WONGS
    Aug 11 2023

    MICHAEL and film critic DARREN MOONEY have an exhaustive discussion about the chaotic fourth season of The X-FILES. The year the series finally conquered the 90s zeitgeist. We have a chat about Morgan and Wong’s controversial return to the show, the rise of Vince Gilligan, and all the doom and gloom surrounding the state of Hollywood these days.

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    2 hrs and 51 mins