Episodes

  • Gardens: PS117

    Gardens: PS117
    Feb 16 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

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    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “Hoffi Pod 9”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
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    9 mins
  • 251: Moderately Messianic (Pt 2)

    251: Moderately Messianic (Pt 2)
    Feb 14 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 251: Moderately MessianicElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another episode of sporting chaos, wildly unverified facts, and some truly bizarre clips. This week, we’re covering everything from legendary rugby moments to the toughest footrace you’ve never heard of. Settle in with a pint (or a cuppa) and enjoy."Like overhearing a conversation in the pub that starts off about sport and somehow ends up at 1980s TV theme tunes."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Braxton McCullough’s NFL boots – Mike brings us an absolute belter from the gridiron.George W. Bush playing golf – Steff revisits one of the weirdest presidential sporting moments.Brian O’Driscoll on being dropped from the Lions squad – Elis takes us back to one of rugby’s most controversial omissions.Plus: Friday night football bangers, a man running through snow for days, and Scott Quinnell terrifying a presenter.💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod, and it’s packed with perks:Bonus Content: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more laughs, more madness.Iconic Extras: Instant access to Hoffi Pod and Michael Owen’s Movie Club.Gift Memberships: Give a mate the gift of endless pub chat (without the overpriced pints).Direct Support: Helps keep the pod going (and funds Mike’s growing car collection).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing films, whether they’re classics or catastrophes.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff break down their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to get a word in.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gets you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: Braxton McCullough – Watch hereSteff: George W. Bush playing golf – Watch hereElis: Brian O’Driscoll on being dropped from the Lions squad – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Elis’ Documentary Pick: Legends of Welsh Sport: Johnny Owen – Watch hereMike’s Book Recommendation: Rugby Characters by Cliff Morgan & John Ireland – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Mike: Friday Night Football music deep dive –Bill Medley (Last Boy Scout)Carrie Underwood (Sunday Night Football)Old-school ABC MNFSteff: Winter Spine Race madness –Dave finishing the raceMore of Dave Elis: Scott Quinnell scaring the life out of a presenter – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5: Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, ridiculous clips, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    38 mins
  • 251: Moderately Messianic (Pt 1)

    251: Moderately Messianic (Pt 1)
    Feb 12 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 251: Moderately MessianicElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another episode of sporting chaos, wildly unverified facts, and some truly bizarre clips. This week, we’re covering everything from legendary rugby moments to the toughest footrace you’ve never heard of. Settle in with a pint (or a cuppa) and enjoy."Like overhearing a conversation in the pub that starts off about sport and somehow ends up at 1980s TV theme tunes."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Braxton McCullough’s NFL boots – Mike brings us an absolute belter from the gridiron.George W. Bush playing golf – Steff revisits one of the weirdest presidential sporting moments.Brian O’Driscoll on being dropped from the Lions squad – Elis takes us back to one of rugby’s most controversial omissions.Plus: Friday night football bangers, a man running through snow for days, and Scott Quinnell terrifying a presenter.💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod, and it’s packed with perks:Bonus Content: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more laughs, more madness.Iconic Extras: Instant access to Hoffi Pod and Michael Owen’s Movie Club.Gift Memberships: Give a mate the gift of endless pub chat (without the overpriced pints).Direct Support: Helps keep the pod going (and funds Mike’s growing car collection).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing films, whether they’re classics or catastrophes.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff break down their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to get a word in.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gets you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: Braxton McCullough – Watch hereSteff: George W. Bush playing golf – Watch hereElis: Brian O’Driscoll on being dropped from the Lions squad – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Elis’ Documentary Pick: Legends of Welsh Sport: Johnny Owen – Watch hereMike’s Book Recommendation: Rugby Characters by Cliff Morgan & John Ireland – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Mike: Friday Night Football music deep dive –Bill Medley (Last Boy Scout)Carrie Underwood (Sunday Night Football)Old-school ABC MNFSteff: Winter Spine Race madness –Dave finishing the raceMore of Dave Elis: Scott Quinnell scaring the life out of a presenter – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5: Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, ridiculous clips, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Randy Old Goat: PS116

    Randy Old Goat: PS116
    Feb 9 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

    🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

    Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “Episode 210: Batman’s Mate”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
    • Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.

    🎉 Ready to join the fun?

    Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!

    Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.



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    14 mins
  • 250: That’s So Cool (Pt 2)

    250: That’s So Cool (Pt 2)
    Feb 7 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 250Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another episode of sporting chaos, dubious research, and laugh-out-loud banter. This week, we’re tackling everything from weightlifting in the '60s to a rugby upset that left Wales scratching their heads. Grab yourself a pint (or a cup of tea) and enjoy the ride."Like sitting in the pub with three blokes who’ve nicked your chair but made you laugh so much you don’t care."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Here’s what’s in store:Larry Csonka’s NFL legend: Mike dives into one of the greatest football careers of all time.Weightlifting nostalgia: Elis takes us back to 1965 with feats of strength and plenty of retro charm.Rugby shocker: Steff relives the Northern Division's historic win over New Zealand in 1979.Plus: fencing rockstars, Bridgend beating Wales, Denis Law’s iconic career, and much more!💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod, and the perks are top-notch:Bonus Content: Get 30 minutes of exclusive material every week – more laughs, more clips, and more nonsense.Iconic Extras: Access Hoffi Pod and Michael Owen’s Movie Club whenever you like.Gift Memberships: Give your mates the joy of exclusive podcast gold.Direct Support: Every penny helps keep the podcast going (and Mike in his collection of retro cars).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: The lads review sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or just mad.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dissect their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to get a word in.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today to unlock it all and support the pod.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ offers:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just laughs, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: NFL icon Larry Csonka in action – Watch hereElis: Vintage weightlifting brilliance, 1965 – Watch hereSteff: Northern Division’s win over New Zealand in 1979 – Watch here and full highlightsPART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Mike’s Documentary: Denis Law: The King – Watch hereSteff’s Book Recommendation: There’s Always This Year by Hanif Abdurraquib – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Elis: Bruce Dickinson swapping the mic for a fencing foil – Watch hereSteff: Bridgend’s shock win over Wales in 1989 – Watch hereMike: Cian Ashford’s dream goal – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s Scrum V Top 5: Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Get ready for another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and absolute nonsense, only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Protect your online privacy (or just watch sports from other countries) with NordVPN.➼ nordvpn.com/distantTry it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    39 mins
  • 250: That's So Cool (Pt 1)

    250: That's So Cool (Pt 1)
    Feb 5 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 250Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another episode of sporting chaos, dubious research, and laugh-out-loud banter. This week, we’re tackling everything from weightlifting in the '60s to a rugby upset that left Wales scratching their heads. Grab yourself a pint (or a cup of tea) and enjoy the ride."Like sitting in the pub with three blokes who’ve nicked your chair but made you laugh so much you don’t care."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Here’s what’s in store:Larry Csonka’s NFL legend: Mike dives into one of the greatest football careers of all time.Weightlifting nostalgia: Elis takes us back to 1965 with feats of strength and plenty of retro charm.Rugby shocker: Steff relives the Northern Division's historic win over New Zealand in 1979.Plus: fencing rockstars, Bridgend beating Wales, Denis Law’s iconic career, and much more!💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod, and the perks are top-notch:Bonus Content: Get 30 minutes of exclusive material every week – more laughs, more clips, and more nonsense.Iconic Extras: Access Hoffi Pod and Michael Owen’s Movie Club whenever you like.Gift Memberships: Give your mates the joy of exclusive podcast gold.Direct Support: Every penny helps keep the podcast going (and Mike in his collection of retro cars).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: The lads review sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or just mad.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dissect their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to get a word in.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today to unlock it all and support the pod.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ offers:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just laughs, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: NFL icon Larry Csonka in action – Watch hereElis: Vintage weightlifting brilliance, 1965 – Watch hereSteff: Northern Division’s win over New Zealand in 1979 – Watch here and full highlightsPART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Mike’s Documentary: Denis Law: The King – Watch hereSteff’s Book Recommendation: There’s Always This Year by Hanif Abdurraquib – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Elis: Bruce Dickinson swapping the mic for a fencing foil – Watch hereSteff: Bridgend’s shock win over Wales in 1989 – Watch hereMike: Cian Ashford’s dream goal – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s Scrum V Top 5: Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Get ready for another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and absolute nonsense, only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Protect your online privacy (or just watch sports from other countries) with NordVPN.➼ nordvpn.com/distantTry it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Robomam: PS115

    Robomam: PS115
    Feb 2 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

    🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

    Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “Episode 222”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
    • Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.

    🎉 Ready to join the fun?

    Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!

    Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.


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    7 mins
  • 249: Exiting The Ralgex Era (Pt 2)

    249: Exiting The Ralgex Era (Pt 2)
    Jan 31 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 249Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another episode of sporting nonsense, barely-researched opinions, and jaw-dropping clips. This week’s show dives into everything from rugby legends to the ridiculous sexism still alive in sport. Grab a pint and settle in – it’s going to be a good one.“Sounds like a bunch of children bantering about a teacher in detention.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Here’s what we’ve got lined up:Buccaneers' balls – Mike unravels an NFL mystery.Eddie Hall gets a kicking – Elis explores the highs and lows of being a strongman.Sexism in sport: Steff brings us the jaw-dropping tale of a female ski jumper who won a set of towels instead of cash.Plus: rugby nostalgia, foggy NFL games, Brian Clough’s political moment, and much more!💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod, and it’s packed with perks.Bonus Content: 30 minutes of exclusive material every week – more laughs, more clips, more chaos.Iconic Extras: Access Hoffi Pod and Michael Owen’s Movie Club whenever you like.Gift Memberships: Treat a mate to endless entertainment.Direct Support: Every penny goes into keeping the pod going (and Mike’s cars).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: The lads review sports films, whether they’re brilliant or bonkers.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff share their favourite non-sports clips, while Mike tries to keep up.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today to unlock it all and support the pod. 🚀 Why Wondery+?If Patreon’s not your thing, Wondery+ offers:Early access: Hear the pod every Tuesday, before anyone else.Ad-free listening: No interruptions, just laughs.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: The Buccaneers’ bizarre ball situation – Watch hereElis: Eddie Hall gets a kicking – Watch hereSteff: A ski jumper wins a major competition and gets... towels. Yes, really – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Steff’s Documentary: The Fog Bowl – Watch hereElis’ Book Recommendation: Go To War by Jon Spurling – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Mike: NFL officials being as NFL as it gets – Watch hereSteff: A deeper dive into the ski jumper’s shocking treatment – Watch hereElis: Brian Clough at the 1988 Labour Party Conference – Watch here📺 Stand-Up Specials on TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Get ready for another week of sporting chaos and sharp observations, only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    39 mins