Who do you call for a naked man masturbating and directing traffic? Who do you call when a stranger breaks into your house and tries to rape you? One thing is for certain, you won't be calling a social worker. Greg came back for Round 2 on the mic. He's a 30 year veteran of law enforcement who worked narcotics, violent crimes and ended his career working patrol. The impact he made on the younger officers in his department carries on to this day.

Our guest is a twenty-two year veteran of law enforcement. He has accrued 14 years on motors and 19 years on SWAT. He shares with us tales of how he received a state lifesaving award, getting hit on the bike, a harrowing bank robbery shooting and an attempt to free oppressed cocks via night vision. There is discussion of a candied bacon recipe as well. Sit back, grab a glass of whiskey and enjoy this episode.

Our guest is a Patrol Supervisor and a good friend. During this eclectic conversation, we discuss weight loss and how hard it is to stay fit, mixing whiskey and pain killers after a mountain bike crash, the internal temperature of a live chicken, rectal injection of vodka and how easy it is to stick a suction cup dildo to a patrol vehicle. And since this podcast seems to be Prophetic at times, we discuss Extremism in the United States with a history lesson on the Oklahoma City bombing, Ruby Ridge and the Waco siege. Originally recorded shortly after September 11, 2019.

If you like stories about pursuits and people getting bit by furry land sharks, then this is the episode for you. It's as close to an episode of COPS as you can get, complete with pursuits, capturing homicide suspects, saving little girls and rescuing firemen. Our guest is a patrol supervisor with over 20 years of law enforcement experience.

Fur missile inbound!

Our guest was a police officer from 1966 to 2003. He started his career in a small town in the Pacific Northwest before moving to a large metropolitan agency. Beginning as a reserve police officer, he worked his way through a variety of positions which included major crimes and internal investigations, ultimately retiring as a lieutenant. He spent the majority of his time as an investigator for the larger agency where he worked major cases like The Happy Face Killer and the assault on Olympic Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. He talks about good friends and mentors that are no longer with us, and what it was like to be a cop fifty years ago. It's safe for the entire family to listen to. Originally recorded in the fall of 2019.

During our guest’s 30 years in Law Enforcement, he worked patrol, narcotics, and violent crimes which included crimes of sexual abuse and physical abuse against children. This episode was edited from a four hour spirit assisted recording session. It is raw, emotional, and unapologetic as we discuss sex offender treatment, the use of deadly force involving a vehicle, the greatest fun you can ever have on the job, and the worst day you could ever think to have at work. This episode isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s a rollercoaster. Hang on. Originally recorded in May of 2020.

Our guest started policing in Southern California in the 1970's. He retired after more than 30 years in law enforcement. If story telling is an art, he's an artist. This episode is safe for family and work. Although we lost the last half of this episode due to technical difficulties, this first half is pure entertainment.

Our guest is a 23 year patrol supervisor from a city in the western United States. This fast paced episode is packed with wild story after wild story that includes terrorists, shootings, and the lesson that no traffic stop is routine. This was recorded in December of 2019 before COVID and before the protests of 2020.