President of the Little Girls fan club and one half of I Am The Cute One, Donny Hadfield, hopped on to discuss the super petty premiere of Real Housewives of New York where it is Brynn vs. Everyone and another fantastic episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where some women gamble and some go to a gas station with bobblehead dolls.

IN WORLD: War in the Middle East. Ta-Nehisi Coates' book The Message brings out cartoonishly racist people. HELP GAZA REFUGEES.

IN US: HELP VICTIMS OF HURRICANE HELENE. Mayor Adams is indicted. and Sabrina Carpenter is involved. Diddy has a weird lawyer. The VP Debate is tonight. SNL is slammed by pygmy hippo and Chappel Roan fans.

IN SPORTS: Caitlin Clark has racist fans.

Resident expert on all things Chaotic AF and also cute AF, Chelsea, one half of I Am The Cute On, donned her most doggy looking jacket to hit the ropes course with our favorite Mormon and Jewish and Mary ladies. We also talk about the terrible RHONY taglines and discuss if a DUI that almost killed people and a dog is worse than Alexis and Johnny J.

IN POP CULTURE: KoRn is back in our lives. Bruce turns 75.

IN POLITICS: Israel terrorizes Lebanon. The death penalty should be abolished. Political endorsements by pop stars. Ta-Nehisi Coates advocates for Palestine.

IN SPORTS: The 49ers are doing not so well, the Eagles are better, but no one is better than Shohei Ohtani who plays a whole other sport.

Riding solo to talk about all things Housewives starting from the celestial ah-ha's and clown music on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the yawns from Andrew Cohen on Real Housewives of Dubai reunion part 2, and the teenager like whining from Emily on Real Housewives of Orange County.

*TRIGGER WARNING* The last 25 minutes of this episode will be discussions about P Diddy's especially heinous crimes.

IN POP CULTURE: Raheel discovers Noah Kahan and has a beautiful Jersey Shore experience. Sean "P Diddy" Combs is arrested for especially heinous crimes against men and women.

IN POLITICS: The debate aftermath and conservative stupidity. Jill Stein's continued grift. Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Green have a racist off. Taylor endorses Kamala but perhaps loses a friend. The NYPD is an incompetent organization that needs to be defunded.

Diving into all things Housewives from the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion and how proud we are of Shannon on Real Housewives of Orange County, but not before discussing how we were simply just whelmed by the RHOP trailer and how all we can think about is the Mormon girlies from Hulu.

A mega sized episode to discuss ALL of the lore and drama and tiktoks and other gen-z terms that two chronically online millennials are trying to decipher while eating up this brilliant show from Hulu: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!