• 2025 The Year of no Excuses Ep | 318 (Ad Supported)
    Jan 8 2025

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    Mikey welcomes listeners to 2025 with a reality check: most New Year’s resolutions are doomed, and the key to real change is simplifying your life and focusing on what truly matters.

    In this episode, Mikey announces big changes for the podcast, including a streamlined schedule and new perks for Sub Club members. He shares actionable advice on cutting out toxic habits, embracing discomfort, and committing to small, consistent steps toward growth. This isn’t just a podcast, it’s a movement, and you’re invited to join.


    Timestamps:

    • [00:00:06] – Welcome to 2025 and roasting New Year’s resolutions.
    • [00:03:30] – The concept of controlled chaos: burn it down to rebuild.
    • [00:07:45] – Changes to The Mikey Podcast: quality over quantity.
    • [00:12:10] – Why simplifying your life is the key to success.
    • [00:18:20] – Letting go of toxic habits and relationships.
    • [00:25:00] – Growth is messy but worth it: embrace discomfort.
    • [00:30:00] – Final challenge: find one thing to change and start now.


    Key Takeaways:

    1. Simplify Your Priorities: Focus on what truly matters and cut out the rest.
    2. Controlled Chaos: Sometimes you have to burn things down to build something better.
    3. Growth Is Messy: Embrace the discomfort—it’s where real change happens.
    4. Small Steps, Big Results: Walk 10 minutes, save $5, or just floss. It all adds up.
    5. Take Action: Don’t just listen—start doing.


    👉 Join the movement! Visit ⁠mikeypodcast.com⁠ to support independent media, snag exclusive merch, and subscribe to the Sub Club for ad-free content. Or easily join the Sub-Club on Spotify.

    🎧 Follow, subscribe, and rate The Mikey Podcast wherever you listen. Let’s own 2025 together.


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    33 mins
  • A Mikey Christmas Carol Pt. 3: Jingle Bells, Corporate Hell
    Dec 21 2024

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    Welcome to Episode 3 of A Mikey Christmas Carol! Today, we’re going full Scrooge on the holidays with "Jingle Bells, Corporate Hell". Mikey’s taking a sledgehammer to Christmas capitalism, exposing Santa as a glorified CEO, the Elf on the Shelf as a surveillance state prototype, and Rudolph as a marketing con disguised as a feel-good story. It’s holiday cheer served with a side of labor exploitation, environmental destruction, and enough corporate greed to make even the Grinch blush.

    🛠️ What’s Inside

    • Santa’s Sweatshop: Why St. Nick’s workshop sounds a lot like Amazon without benefits.
    • Elf on the Shelf: The pint-sized narc teaching your kids to love surveillance.
    • Rudolph’s Origin Story: A corporate invention to sell coloring books turned holiday superstar.
    • Christmas Waste & Guilt: From mountains of wrapping paper to the guilt-inducing ads fueling holiday spending.
    • The Real Magic: It’s not about the gifts—it’s about the people making it all happen.


    🎧 Don’t Be a Freeloader
    Like what you hear? Smash that subscribe button and join the Sub-Club to keep this show going. Share this episode with someone who’s on Santa’s naughty list—they need it more than anyone. 🎅

    🌀 Stay Safe, Stay Weird, and Question Everything.

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    36 mins
  • A Mikey Christmas Carol Pt. 2: Holiday Hypocrisy! (Ad Supported)
    Dec 13 2024

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    Get ready for a festive ride through holiday hypocrisy and absurdity in this episode of The Mikey Podcast. From mall parking lot battles to corporate Christmas blunders, Mikey dishes out the truth behind the shiny wrapping paper. Tune in for a rundown of the 2024 Naughty List, including some epic scandals, and find out why AI is ruining Christmas commercials. This episode might just ruin, or save, your holiday season.

    Don’t let holiday hypocrisy be your legacy—share this episode, subscribe to The Mikey Podcast, and join the Sub Club for ad-free madness! Give yourself the gift of snarky, unfiltered content. Visit ⁠MikeyPodcast.com⁠ to sign up and snag some holiday merch in the Pod Shop!


    #MikeyPodcast #HolidayHypocrisy #NaughtyList #ChristmasScandals #Consumerism #AICommercials #BigPharma #IndependentMedia #PodcastLife #FestiveChaos

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    37 mins
  • A Mikey Christmas Carol Pt. 1: Chaos, Krampus & Capitalism (Ad Supported)
    Dec 3 2024

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    A Mikey Christmas Carol Pt. 1: Chaos, Krampus & Capitalism 🎄

    Welcome to the first episode of my holiday series, A Mikey Christmas Carol. This isn’t your typical holiday cheer—we’re diving deep into the chaotic, hilarious, and WTF side of Christmas.

    In this episode, we explore:


    🦌 The twisted origins of Christmas with Krampus, the goat-demon who punishes naughty kids (way cooler than coal).


    🎁 How capitalism hijacked Christmas, turning it into a trillion-dollar spending spree.


    🎅 Why inflatable Santas and over-the-top decorations are not the ultimate suburban flex.


    🎄 Survival tips for keeping your sanity, your budget, and maybe even your dignity intact this holiday season.

    From Costco pumpkin pies to the Yule Cat (yes, a giant cat that eats kids without new clothes), this episode unpacks the wild history and ridiculous traditions that make the holidays so damn entertaining.

    🎧 Tune in for a hilarious, no-holds-barred look at Christmas chaos, available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts and MikeyPodcast.com.

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    34 mins
  • Thanksgiving Special 2024 (Ad Supported)
    Nov 27 2024
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      Thanksgiving: a holiday built on myths, massacres, and PR spin so strong it convinced us all to eat dry-ass turkey every year. In this special episode of The Mikey Podcast, I rip apart the sanitized history, share what I’m thankful for (like TikTok bans and colonial keggers), and dish out a heaping serving of truth with a side of sarcasm. You’ll never look at Thanksgiving the same way again.

      Show Notes/Highlights

      Intro

      Thanksgiving: a holiday built on myths, massacres, and a PR campaign convincing us to eat turkey every year.

      What’s coming up: gratitude, Aftershock updates, political chaos, and the messy truth about Thanksgiving.

      Gratitude Segment

      Family Gratitude

      Political Gratitude

      Podcast Gratitude

      Aftershock Gratitude

      Thanksgiving History Debunked

      Pilgrims weren’t saints—they were religious separatists with bad attitudes.

      The so-called “First Thanksgiving”: a chaotic, gun-filled rager mistaken for an attack by the Wampanoag.

      The real menu: venison, shellfish, and whatever plants didn’t kill you. No turkey or pie.

      Thanksgiving’s Evolution

      How Abraham Lincoln used Thanksgiving to unite a divided nation.

      How Sarah Josepha Hale and Reverend Alexander Young turned it into the cozy holiday we know today.

      Closing Thoughts

      Thanksgiving isn’t about the past—it’s about surviving the present chaos.

      Eat, drink, try not to kill your relatives, and maybe keep the party vibes alive with some 1621-style shenanigans.

      Stay safe, stay weird, and question everything.

      Support independent media:

      Like, follow, and subscribe.

      Join the Sub Club for less than 10 cents a day on Spotify or MikeyPodcast.com.

      Grab some Mikey Podcast merch (like the holiday mug) and make someone’s day—or your own

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      #ThanksgivingSpecial #MikeyPodcast #ThanksgivingMyths #IndependentMedia #PodcastLife #Aftershock2024 #EdgyHumor #HistoryUnfiltered #SupportIndependentMedia #QuestionEverything



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    28 mins
  • Freeloader Friday! The Thanksgiving Mess
    Nov 23 2024

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    Welcome to Freeloader Friday! It's a pre-Thanksgiving bash packed with random facts, WTF news, and all the stuffing (or stovetop drama) you could ever want. Mikey and Lara go head-to-head on the ultimate Thanksgiving side dish debate, reveal shocking Black Friday truths, and uncover a naked crawlspace squatter. Plus, WTF news delivers everything from Florida scams to Thailand’s creepiest tree. We even squeeze in Metal Monday on a Friday!


    Join the Sub Club on Spotify or at MikeyPodcast.com to support independent media and keep this madness going.


    00:00 - Intro: Welcome to Freeloader Friday! Mikey and Lara set the Thanksgiving mood.

    03:10 - Random Facts: Did you know Thanksgiving leftovers birthed TV dinners? Plus, turkeys are basically mood rings.

    09:35 - Thanksgiving Family Fights: Why dads and grandmas are statistically the most likely to piss you off during Thanksgiving dinner.

    13:20 - Side Dish Showdown: The ultimate debate—mashed potatoes vs. stuffing—and the most hated Thanksgiving sides revealed.

    21:00 - Brown Friday: The truth about the busiest day for plumbers and Sacramento’s poop crisis ranking.

    25:45 - WTF News:

    • Naked crawlspace guy in California.
    • The potato cartel keeping your french fries expensive.
    • Thailand’s infamous masturbation tree.
    • A Florida man’s Elon Musk impersonation scam.

    37:50 - Metal Monday (on a Friday): AI-generated Thanksgiving-themed death metal and the hilarity of deciphering unintelligible screams.

    48:20 - Throwback Roast: Lara digs into a “That Damn Show” Thanksgiving-themed roast of Mikey, complete with a serial killer comparison.

    52:15 - Wrap-Up: Final thoughts, shout-outs, and a reminder to question everything.


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    56 mins
  • Black Eyes and the Illuminati (Ad Supported)
    Nov 22 2024

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    Jay Leno’s had another accident, and this time, it’s got conspiracy theorists buzzing. What’s the deal with the mysterious “Black Eye Club”? From Illuminati initiations to reptilian aliens, I’m diving headfirst into the weirdest rabbit hole yet. Plus, a lineup of famous faces (and bruises) you won’t believe. Coincidence or conspiracy? it’s going to get wild.

    🎙️ Hit play and let’s get weird.


    Episode Highlights:

    • The bizarre story of Jay Leno’s latest “accident”
    • What is the “Black Eye Club”?
    • Celebrities, politicians, and their suspicious shiners
    • Occult symbolism, rituals, and conspiracy theories
    • Why is the left eye so significant?
    • The strange, tragic story of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes
    • Connections to secret societies and reptilian aliens
    • Panda Eyes: A dark twist for the curious


    Like, follow, and subscribe to The Mikey Podcast on your favorite platform ⁠HERE⁠

    Join the Sub-Club for exclusive content and to support independent media: ⁠MikeyPodcast.com⁠


    #TheMikeyPodcast #JayLeno #BlackEyeClub #ConspiracyTheories #IndependentMedia #PodcastLife #QuestionEverything


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    16 mins
  • The RFK Jr. Smear Campaign Ep 311
    Nov 19 2024

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    The media’s smear machine is in overdrive, cranking out headline after headline about RFK Jr. since Trump tapped him as Secretary of Health and Human Services. They want you to believe he’s a tinfoil-hat-wearing lunatic, but today, we’re shredding their Top 10 Dumbest Claims and exposing the truth. From vaccines and WiFi to fluoride and Fauci, we’ll cut through the BS and reveal what RFK Jr. actually stands for: accountability, transparency, and a healthier, freer America.

    Stick around to find out why the media is so terrified of this guy—and why you should be stoked he’s in the game.


    Show Notes

    1. Welcome to the Chaos
      • Mikey sets the stage for the episode and explains why RFK Jr. is the target of such a massive smear campaign.
      • Why independent media like The Mikey Podcast is the antidote to mainstream media lies.
    2. Debunking Media Lie #1: Vaccines Cause Autism
      • Breaking down what RFK Jr. actually said about thimerosal and vaccine safety.
      • The shady reality of vaccine injury payouts and why RFK Jr. is pro-safe vaccines, not anti-vaccine.
    3. Lie #2: Fauci, Gates, and Pandemic Profiteering
      • The truth about The Real Anthony Fauci and how Big Pharma turned the pandemic into a gold mine.
      • Why RFK Jr. isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions about ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and public health corruption.
    4. Lie #3: COVID-19 Targets Specific Races
      • The truth behind RFK Jr.’s comments on bioweapons research and genetic vulnerabilities.
      • How the media twisted a legitimate concern into a sensationalist headline.
    5. Lie #4: The FDA Suppresses Health Advancements
      • From raw milk to peptides, RFK Jr. exposes how the FDA prioritizes profits over public health.
      • The revolving door between Big Pharma and regulators.
    6. Lie #5: Wireless Technology Causes Cancer
      • RFK Jr.’s concerns about WiFi and 5G radiation aren’t as crazy as the media makes them sound.
      • The real science behind radiation, the blood-brain barrier, and potential health risks.
    7. Lie #6: AIDS Is Not Caused by HIV
      • RFK Jr.’s critique of Big Pharma’s handling of the AIDS crisis, AZT’s toxicity, and the silencing of dissenting voices.
      • Why questioning profits over patients isn’t denialism—it’s common sense.
    8. Lie #7: Fluoride Causes Diseases
      • The ethics of mass fluoridation and new research linking fluoride to lower IQ and other health risks.
      • Why RFK Jr. is fighting for informed consent and safer public health policies.
    9. Lie #8: Prescription Drugs and Mass Shootings
      • The FDA’s own warnings about SSRIs and aggression, and why RFK Jr. is asking the hard questions about overprescription.
    10. Lie #9: The 2004 Presidential Election Was Stolen
      • The Ohio chaos of 2004 and RFK Jr.’s evidence-backed concerns about voter suppression and election security.
    11. Lie #10: The CIA Killed JFK
      • Why RFK Jr. believes the CIA was involved in JFK’s assassination and how newly declassified documents back him up.
    12. What RFK Jr. Really Stands For
      • Cleaning up the FDA and ending its ties to Big Pharma.
      • Fighting for health freedom and informed consent.
      • Demanding transparency and accountability in public health.
    13. Closing Thoughts
      • Mikey reflects on the importance of independent media in fighting misinformation.
      • A call to action: like, follow, subscribe, and join the Sub Club to support the show.


    #RFKJr #MediaLies #HealthFreedom #BigPharmaExposed #TruthMatters #DebunkingConspiracies

    #QuestionEverything #themikeypodcast #sacramento #california

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    54 mins