Episodes

  • Downer Holiday Episode
    Dec 29 2021

    This week, the Girls air their grievances and discuss Tiger King 3: The Doc Antle Story.

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • For the Troops
    Dec 11 2021

    This week, the Girls review the soon to be classic Lifetime Christmas Movie, Reba McEntire's Christmas in Tune. Julie plans a concert to reunite her parents and Melissa shares why she feels shame every time she hears a country classic. They also discuss the dark side of puzzles.

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • An Emptiness Only 10 Tacos Can Fill
    1 hr and 46 mins
  • Wanna Ride Bulls and Freedom Fight
    Aug 12 2020

     Pull on your cowboy boots and button up those tight fittin' jeans because this week the Girls discuss the 1980 masterpiece Urban Cowboy. Julie reveals the seldom discussed portrait of Chicago which involves hobo fights, line dancing, and DQ chocolate ice cream. Melissa recounts living her best Urban Cowboy life. The girls also conceptualize a mechanical riding bull school tour and prison rodeo. Also learn the origins of "drunker than Cooter Brown."

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • Orange Juice as Far as the Eye Can See
    Aug 5 2020

    This week, the Girls review Lois Duncan's classic young adult thriller, Don't Look Behind You." Melissa discovers that she has married a monster, and Julie outs her food thieving coworkers. The Girls have A LOT to say about the angstiest protagonist in YA literature. 

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    4 hrs and 2 mins
  • Shorter Than Me but Bigger Than a Hamster
    May 18 2020

    This week, the Girls go off the rails when they give a quarantine update. Julie and Melissa ponder getting a chimney sweep. Melissa rants about pickle buckets and essential cheeses. Julie airs her grievances about real estate, wasps, and curbside grocery pick-up. Also, learn more about how the Japanese bee is our only hope against murder hornets.

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    2 hrs and 40 mins
  • Bull in a China Cabinet
    May 11 2020

    This week the Girls discuss the 1987 thriller, Dead of Winter. Melissa breaks down essential cheeses and laments for the days before cheese rationing. Julie provides an Unsolved Mysteries update and questions why Google does not understand them. Find out if Dead of Winter is a worthwhile quarantine watch.

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • Too Unsolved, Too Mysterious
    Apr 17 2020

    This week the Girls delve into one of the greatest and scariest TV shows of all time, Unsolved Mysteries. Special Guest and Unsolved Mysteries enthusiast, Morgan Siewart joins the Girls to discuss the most mysterious episodes. Find out why Morgan is an amnesia truther, how Julie put undue pressure on herself to solve every mystery, and what is stopping Melissa from sitting in the chair of death. "For every mystery, there is somewhere, somewhere, who knows the truth. Perhaps that someone is watching. Perhaps... it's you." -Robert Stack

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    3 hrs