Episodes

  • Episode 12: Folklore | Twinks Aren't Real
    Jul 31 2024

    Send us a Text Message.

    Can your favorite podcasters manage to snag themselves an ad sponsor? Probably not after this episode! Join Revi, Patrick and Steve as they venture into the mysteries of folklore... from an ass-eating moth to Jersey's radioactive pines.

    Are tears just eye piss? Can Steve romance both Santa AND Jack Frost? Does Patrick know the difference between the Free Masons and the Stonecutter's Guild? Will we ever find out where to find the Lesser Squonk? So many questions... so little time! Strap on your holy spectacles or The Chronovisor and enjoy the ride!

    LHS links are here!

    As rock; so Spock!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Episode 11: Halloween '23 | Introducing: Springfap!
    Jul 29 2024

    Send us a Text Message.

    It's our spookiest, spookalicious episode yet! Come with us on a Trans journey and ready your shark plushies! Listen to Patrick and Steve FNAF all over Revi's recently divorced face as she finishes!

    Two-thirds of the team are super hype... and the other one is trying to make it sexy so that she can stand the scary themes!

    Are we making a new Left Hand Society-endorsed holiday? Will we have some DAWG DAYS this summer?!

    LHS links are here!

    As rock, so SPOOK!!!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 53 mins
  • Episode 10: Video Games! | Guns! Abercrombie & Finch! Trump as a Centaur!
    Jul 29 2024

    Send us a Text Message.

    Take a step back in nostalgialand with your favorite trio of podcasters. We're going into Meijer and heading straight for the kids section (you know, right next to the guns!) to find our favorite plumbers and blue hedgehogs.

    Crack open your Nintendo Power Magazine and don't get lost in the compussy as we venture DEEP into our memories!

    LHS links are here!

    As rock; so Spock!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Episode 9: Sex in Horror | Space Dorks and Pickled Punks
    Jul 29 2024

    Send us a Text Message.

    Alright, guys, gals and ENBY pals... let's be real. This episode is about grossing out Patrick by talking about poop.

    I mean, not really... but sorta...?

    Horror... sex... whoreor? Is any of this anything? Find out with your three favorite idiots!

    LHS links are here!

    As rock; so Spock!!!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Episode 8 Wizard Sex | Dobby's Subby-Wubby Pillowcase Kink
    Nov 14 2023

    Send us a Text Message.

    What have you got up your wizard sleeve? If you said arm... that's apparently pretty kinky!!! Patrick, Revi and Steve wanna take you on a broom-ride through the world of magical fornication... and they're gonna drag you kicking and screaming if they gotta! Learn all about vaginal spelunking and cervix fugging on this speecy-spicy episode!

    LHS links are here!

    As always... As Rock; So Spock!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Episode 7 Conspiracy Theories | Unmistakable Weeb Scents
    Nov 14 2023

    Send us a Text Message.

    Buhgadabugadabuhgada...boo... boo-bwee-da-dwee-dee-doooooo~

    Put on your tinfoil hats, guys, gals and ENBY pals! We're entering... the conspiracy zone! Listen to Steve, Patrick and Revi talk about their favorite conspiracies... do aliens exist? Can Steve smell Revi's weeb musk a mile away? SO MANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

    On a serious note, we do talk about 9/11 on this episode... and we have a bit of a real talk about shit as this episode was recorded on 9/11/23. Goofs start leaving the room at about the 1:02:20 mark, so... if you want to skip it, that's your business. Sometimes this podcast is gonna talk about real stuff... we know the LHS team is a bunch of goofy goobers, but we're real people and we lived through that shit. Hopefully it... well, hopefully it brings you the closure that it brought us chatting about it with one another.

    We love you guys.

    Links are here.

    As Rock; So Spock.

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Episode 6 Saturday Morning Cartoons | Hot Clowns In Your Area
    Nov 14 2023

    Send us a Text Message.

    The LHS team is back again talking about memory lane... but this time they're a little more animated! How much clussy can you handle? Check your timestamp, because you're probably gonna get way too much in this episode!!!

    Left Hand Society links can be found here!

    As always... As Rock; So Spock!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 5 Childhood Nostalgia | Awkward Disney Crushes
    Nov 14 2023

    Send us a Text Message.

    Ahhhh, childhood. Remember the good ol' days? Well, the Left Hand Society sure does... but maybe not the same way! Come on a walk down memory lane with Revi, Steve and Patrick as they wax poetic about their favorite shows... and more!

    Catch Left Hand Society's links here!

    As Rock; So Spock!

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 26 mins