Gina and her long-time best friend Chlöe spill the Joose on Dennis the Menace. What do you get when you have two besties, a bottle of champagne, shots of fireball and several white claws later? A f*cking sh*t show of a podcast. 

Sprinkled between bursts of laughter, screaming, "ew's" and singing, Chlöe and Gina recap their fave childhood movie. On second thought, we don't think you can call it a "recap". The slurring gets worse as time goes on.

Chlöe relates to robber and Gina does 72352785 impressions of Mr.Wilson.

Don't forget about 'Sob-bob-ed Tuffy' and Winken, Blinken and Nod. Or as Gina repeats over and over, 'Nob'.

Laugh along with us, watch the movie and never take this too seriously!

 Blank Check 

This movie is a 90’s kids dream. 

Imagine a slight rip-off of Home Alone, along with a million really
fucking cool toys, a HIGHLY inappropriate relationship and pimp-daddy kid who
will turn into a criminal slash already is one. 

Gina gives the joose on how savage and horny the parents are, how no
children are given a shit about in the movie and how much the FBI sucks ass at
solving bank robberies and laundering.  

Gina’s impressions involve a lot of yelling by the Dad (shocker) and
baby talk from the kid. Get ready for the sound effects at 30:00… you won’t be disappointed. 

Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!  

 Sex and the City  

Season 1 Ep 3 

Bay of Married Pigs 

Gina gives the joose on peppercorn dicks, Miranda’s questionable sexuality
along with her manipulation and exploitation of an innocent gay woman, Charlotte
being way too pretentious and how Samantha is a hero in this episode. 

Why would Carrie EVER be friends with a married couple? She wouldn’t.  

That’s all. 

Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for
entertainment! 

Season 1 Ep 2   

Models and Mortals 

Here is a great idea, make an episode making fun of models when 3 out of 4 main characters are basically models themselves. 

Gina gives the joose on a sexual predator, Miranda’s shocking confidence and more people shoving their mouth with food while they talk.  

What the fuck is a modelizer? Charlotte is featured in this episode for 20 seconds. Big is sexy AF. 

That’s all. 

Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!  

The Princess Diaries

Spoiler, this movie mentions a diary ONCE and it is at the end of the movie. It means nothing.

Gina and her cohost Michelle recap The Princess Diaries.

This movie has been made 8372648 times already. Ugly nerd with glasses and frizzy hair gets made over, becomes popular, then everyone hates her, then she learns her lesson. There is an ugly buck-toothed side kick, a misunderstood musician, a cunty granny who has had nothing to do with her granddaughter her whole life until she needs something from her and a quirky mom. You have to have a corky mom.

Gina and Michelle give the joose on who they think is hot and or gay, how the movie is an hour and a half, but nothing seems to happen and who wears cornrows. You’ve got terrible impressions, a variety of accents and a lot of singing again.

Stay tuned to the end because the outtakes are almost as good as the recap.

Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!

 Sex and the City 

Season 1 Ep 1 

This show is equal part garbage and equal part amazing.  

Gina recaps the pilot episode… avoiding all very obvious
issues with the show, sexism, racism, homophobia etc. She keeps it light and
breezy and also very hateful. 

Gina gives the joose from Carrie’s perspective…ish. A little
twist on recapping episodes to keep y’all on your feet! A few exciting
announcements as well! 

Which character do you think Gina hates the most? We all
know which one is the prude and which one is the friskiest, but who constantly
shoves food in her mouth as she talks?  

Don't take
this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!  

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The Princess Diaries

Spoiler, this movie mentions a diary ONCE and it is at the end of the movie. It means nothing.

Gina and her cohost Michelle recap The Princess Diaries.

This movie has been made 8372648 times already. Ugly nerd with glasses and frizzy hair gets made over, becomes popular, then everyone hates her, then she learns her lesson. There is an ugly buck-toothed side kick, a misunderstood musician, a cunty granny who has had nothing to do with her granddaughter her whole life until she needs something from her and a quirky mom. You have to have a corky mom.

Gina and Michelle give the joose on who they think is hot and or gay, how the movie is an hour and a half, but nothing seems to happen and who wears cornrows. You’ve got terrible impressions, a variety of accents and a lot of singing again.

Stay tuned to the end because the outtakes are almost as good as the recap.

Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!

The Mask

Somebody Stop Me!!

Gina recaps one of her favourite movie as a kid, “The Mask”

This movie fucking rocks. It rocked in 1994 and it still rocks today. There isn’t much to make fun of, but Gina attempts many impressions. Some good, some not so good.

Listen as Gina gives the joose on who she thinks is hot (besides the obvious Cameron D) which scenes have given her PTSD and anxiety and who is a good boy. Gina sings a lot in this episode because who doesn’t love a great musical piece?

As soon as you are done listening to this episode go watch the movie!!! Seriously, it rocks.

Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!