Episodes

  • Episode 104 - Whaler, Whaler, Wally Gator
    Aug 14 2021

    Blake is on a movie again, so Don is joined by former co-host Ryan! Back again! Our subject is a Nebraska Lake monster with a very...interesting physiology. Also, trans rights are human rights!

    Further Reading

    https://history.nebraska.gov/blog/flashback-friday-nebraskas-lake-monster-giganticus-brutervious

    https://history.nebraska.gov/blog/chadrons-petrified-man

    https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Alkali_Lake_Monster

    https://web.archive.org/web/20200821025456/http://magazine.outdoornebraska.gov/2014/04/throwback-thursday-monster/

    https://books.google.com/books?id=dqPfdfE1LNkC&pg=PA104&lpg=PA104&dq=John+G.+Maher+hoaxes&source=bl&ots=Vn05jJ_NTs&sig=ACfU3U2kgG3yJTM5-JgMNYi53u0w4_iUcg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjR3NrjranyAhWRKM0KHdi0D6UQ6AF6BAgIEAM#v=onepage&q=John%20G.%20Maher%20hoaxes&f=false

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Episode 103 - Get a Rope
    May 31 2021

    This week, Don convinces Blake to download a bad app called Paranormal Map so he can troll the other users. And he also tells the tale of the Altamaha-ha, a river cryptid from Georgia. Also, violent 90s salsa commercials!

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    58 mins
  • Episode 102: Mammal Teeth
    Apr 27 2021

    This week, Blake and Don review/ridicule a deeply mediocre cryptid movie: Legendary, starring Dolph Lundgren and some other people. It's free on Amazon Prime video if you, too, want to spent two hours watching a bunch of interchangeable characters chase a humongous lizard.

    Also, a quick review of the Hulu documentary Sasquatch!

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    1 hr
  • Episode 101 - Get Your Tribal Band, Graduate, and Go See Creed
    Apr 7 2021

    This week Blake brings a seriously fascinating cryptid that is in more military history books than it is cryptozoology books, by a wide margin: the Rock Ape. Also, Rambo!

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    57 mins
  • Episode 100 - Nazi Monkey
    Mar 15 2021

    This week Blake and Don are joined by special guest Garrison Davis (@hungrybowtie on Twitter) of Behind the Bastards and Uprising: A Guide from Portland to discuss a cryptid they have been dancing around since the very beginning of this show. That's right, we're finally giving the full show treatment to that creepy MFer DeLoys' Ape, and hoo boy does it take a turn at about the halfway point.

    Also, lots of Star Wars bookending the creepy monkey on a box!

    Further Reading

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidbressan/2016/01/31/de-loys-ape-was-a-well-played-anthropological-fraud/?sh=585a1674d257

    https://books.google.com/books?id=R_om6jVeaiAC&pg=PA79#v=onepage&q&f=false

    https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/de-loys-8217-ape-and-what-to-do-with-it/

    https://bigfootbase.com/blog/geologists-odd-ape-history-de-loys-ape

    https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Dey_Loy%27s_Ape

    https://allcryptid.fandom.com/wiki/De_Loys%27_Ape

    http://historyofgeology.fieldofscience.com/2011/02/de-loys-ape.html

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Episode 99 - Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold
    Mar 10 2021

    This week Don's research gets away from him, so he runs Blake through another AI Dungeon! Sorry for two so close together, but this one goes whackadoo. We promise you'll like it.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Episode 98 - Bigbury
    Feb 23 2021

    This week, Blake is back! He tells us a bit about the movie he worked on and then goes into detail about the cadborosaurus, a Canadian sea monster. Also, ficus plants!

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    50 mins
  • Episode 96 - Clearly Sasquatches Should be Power Rangers
    Feb 15 2021

    This week Don and his friend Cameron play an AI Dungeon that begins with an Albert Ostman-inspired scenario and quickly goes sideways. And violent. And a little psychotic.

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    54 mins