* The return of the Boss POC

* The veep sits for an “interview”

* That’s all she had to do…

* Will Michael Cohen be assassinated?

* Not if he escapes the country (and his family)!

* The return of Tennessee

* 10 days in an uncomplicated land

* That conflict is just like all things I care about (except it’s nothing like the things I care about)

* Disassociating yourself from the freaks and terror supporters

* So we finally got to Diddy

* Sure, he’s a monster! But the Mann Act??

* When you think you’re right about everything

* Alternate episode title: Candace Owens Discovers a New Fact Every Day—This Time, She Didn’t Blame the Jews

* “The incentive for her is to be more mentally ill, because she seems to be doing quite well by losing her mind in public”

* It will be like leaving a 70’s cult

* Nude Africa has gone offline :(

* Nobel laureates …

Yet again, AI has done a bang-up of summarizing a Fifth Column episode, which mostly covers the insane economic policies of both idiot candidates and why members of Hezbollah are having their balls blown off.

But according to the half-sentient supercomputers, the lads discuss how “Melania Trump's new book is a focal point, with humorous commentary on its content and implications.” True enough. And also, there is apparently some conversation about how “evidence is often disregarded in political claims.” Well yes, that’s pretty much every segment on every episode. “The speakers critique the absurdity of political discourse and the influence of social media on public narratives.” Is it odd that the AI episode summary failed to note that Moynihan yet again makes fun of Sam Altman? Only as odd, we suspect, as Snowden not tweeting negative things about Putin…

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