Episodes

  • "Each Candidate Gets A Squarespace Page"
    Nov 11 2024

    It's episode 236 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that political candidates aren't allowed to advertise. Andrew needs backup that rocking chairs aren't relaxing and if anything require the most work of any chair. Enjoy!

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    54 mins
  • "It's Been Over, Pal"
    Nov 4 2024

    It's episode 235 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we need a new Zulu alphabet. Johnny needs backup on not washing clothes new clothes you just bought before wearing them. Enjoy!

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    50 mins
  • "Nobody's Airplane Made It To The Stage"
    Oct 27 2024

    It's episode 234 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that friends shouldn't tell friends they love them if they know it's going to make them uncomfortable. Andrew needs backup that if you get more than 50 percent of your screen time from Youtube it makes you weird. Enjoy!

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    46 mins
  • "Just A Beef and Cheddar Croissant and the Cheesy Fries"
    Oct 20 2024

    It's episode 233 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Ben and Jerry's should give you the peanut butter cups separate from the ice cream so you can mix them in yourself and they're not frozen. Andrew needs backup that the movie business should embrace "shorts" and make them marketable with big stars. Enjoy!

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    44 mins
  • "Passenger In C 26 D Is Unhappy"
    Oct 13 2024

    It's episode 232 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you have a guest you should provide a brand new bar of soap. Andrew needs backup that scams should be trying harder. Enjoy!

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    45 mins
  • "Let's Not Plan Anything Interesting"
    Oct 7 2024

    It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! This week Andrew needs backup that "all you can eat" specials that aren't buffets are a scam. Johnny needs backup that if you expose a food to the world as being unhealthy you must also provide an equally delicious alternative. Enjoy!

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    50 mins
  • "Lollapo-losers"
    Sep 30 2024

    It's episode 230 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be concerts and events where rich people are explicitly excluded. Andrew needs backup that doctors were faking it up until a 100 years ago. Enjoy!

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    57 mins
  • "Is He Just Saying A Book?"
    Sep 23 2024

    It's episode 229 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we don't need signs to tell us bees are pollinating. Johnny needs backup that it's ok not to wash your legs in the shower, even though he does. Enjoy!

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    49 mins