Butter up your crumpets and munch down on this weeks show. Dirty dough-ey treats. Are they just called rolls in Switzerland? It’s the least we can do, whilst we all drink massive pints. Another week, another session of sassy British banter.

Is it just a kiss in France? A pastry in Denmark?

What does your sex face say about you? Hand carved wooden genitals, salt-beef bagels and East End London fakers. Washed down with how to make (and drink) a delicious Daiquiri. It's a giant Victoria sponge of delights, and it's all here for you on The Brits Happy Hour.

Oh I do like to be beside the sea-side, oh I do like to be beside the sea. Unfortunately it's cold and wet, and that's nothing to do with old age and a weak bladder, it's the UK weather.

• Making the perfect Martini (James Bond is a fraud.)
• Why you shouldn't use your aubergine in public
• Avoiding the dogs dangly bits.
• In New Zealand, it's just called lamb.

There's loads more - it's all good, wholesome fun but you know, with a cheeky Brit twist. See more and be delighted by clicking this link: The Brits Happy Hour

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, Introducing THE BRITS HAPPY HOUR A weekly dip into all things british. Here's a sexy little trailer to get you in the mood. Smooth. www.thehappyhour.live