What if we're all just being too prude? The fellas are joined by Sex & Relationship Coach, Gemma Nice, to discuss the concept of erotica dosing, attachment styles, and EFTs.

Prepare for some self-reflection perhaps the most substantive episode of The Big If ever.

What went into the decision to paint the Arnold Water Tower blue?

In this politically sensitive episode, the boys wade into conspiracy territory to discuss the Arnold City Council, the Public Water Supply District 1 of Jefferson County, and the key players involved in perhaps the most disappointing event ever to strike Arnold, Missouri.

Was there collusion between council members and the Public Water board? Who was in the room during the closed door City Council meeting on August 12, 2015? Are we just impassioned crazies who don't know what tf we're talking about? Listen up as Luther and D'Angelo embark on a new path with renewed purpose, and attempt to track down answers to the most consequential mystery in Arnold history.

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Is girth in the eye of the beholder? The guys team up to talk about transatlantic masturbation, pulling back the cloak of anonymity, and the official size classifications of a micro-penis (P.S., it's 3.67").

It's not all dirty talk though, as the guys contemplate the fallout of political violence and this year's presidential election. RIP to Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons. Thanks to our new sponsor, Rita's Dead Cats.

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These are the semesters of our lives. So it goes when Luther & D'Angelo talk about Rotary Clubs, holding hands while signing the national anthem, and sexual aftercare.

"I pledge allegiance to my parents who live in an America where one hopes cashmere flags would be a thing."

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Luther loathes massages. Luther's Dad's chair collapses. J. Cole apologies, and the global average penis size is 5.19".

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On this fine St. Louis Day, the guys talk about prank calls and T-levels, what it means to Helen Hunt the situation, dentistry, food poisoning, and the glory days of American Gladiator.

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The guys welcome a new local sponsor, John's Berets. on the table is vigilantism, calf roping, and one New Yorker's attempt to beat up immigrants. Things are great.

Among other things, the guys talking about writing for women with menopause and what else comes in vortexes. And yes, this will in fact be my first rodeo.