Episodes

  • Ep.12 Canceled already! Dang...
    Nov 3 2022

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    Have your wife listen to the 1st few minutes, trust me you will thank us!!

    Might as well piss everyone off since it’s our last podcast before we get canceled... lol

    If you can’t drive, you can hold office. Wilson for 2024… He is your man for your PTA.

    Find your bookie at the local soccer match, there’s money to be made, if they don’t kill each other 1st.

    Chipmunk helium voice, oh poor LBZ.

    LBZ trying to reboot “Cheaters”

    Donate your goods before you die.

    Send your emails to 4TheBasicBench@gmail.com. We will read them.

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    43 mins
  • Ep. 11 Guess who’s back, Back again... We miss you all!! Now hold on
    Nov 3 2022

    The crew is back, sorry for the hiatus… You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    Shout out to my Eskimo Brothers! This one is for you!!

    LBZ lays down the brick, LBZ style… smooth and nasty… Then add water.

    DG “The in-laws kicked me out”.

    Look but don’t kill me.

    Being young isn’t all that fun.

    Don’t post your shoes next to your exotic car, or you'll be sued.

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    43 mins
  • Episode 10. You don’t see any more snitching goats do you?
    Jan 11 2021

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    Let the man have his countdown, dam it.. hahaha

    Lobotomies are no fun.

    LBZ secretly own his own moon!

    Count LBZ, at night is where it’s at.

    The family pet is blackmailing me, dam it

    Crack head marsupials on this show.

    I’ll do anything for a coke man… aannyythinngg…. Just one more man.

    Prison rules, the do’s and don’ts.

    You don’t see any more snitching goats do you?

    Hank, thug life for life!!!

    Top gangster movies to keep it hood.

    Infomercials products make the best gifts.

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    37 mins
  • Episode 9. Nature you scary and you are the chooosen one.
    Jan 11 2021

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    What’s that sonny… Bluetooth thingy magija transistor radio contraption…

    How recycling works… unplug before you cut shred it…

    How was your day, Fine… that’s all I got.

    Time to pass the torch, move over old man.

    Birthday month for Mr. W at Big Bear.

    Dam nature, you scary… I’m out.

    I’ve heard this story before, come on…

    The chosen one, Hank the Aztec warrior...

    My piece of shit car, please just die.

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    46 mins
  • Episode 8_CleanHome_Transformer_AntiMasker_JoeRoganMediator_Tyson
    Oct 17 2020

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    Love long quiet peaceful bowl movements, don’t have kids

    Pandas don’t like making sweet love in front of strangers, what freaks…

    Chemical burns are a lot like a mix of STD’s according to the guys… haha

    1.21 Gigawatts!!... Just my luck…

    Bird stories, this topic is never taking off

    Rat stories from the hood, karma is a bitch

    That dam 350z needs to be put to rest; I ain’t pushing no more… Obama’s cash for clunkers missed one!!

    I run with a big pack

    A maid or a rumba?

    The Antimakers.. Anti-Maskers, brutal or fair?

    Now go enjoy the free show…

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    38 mins
  • Episode 7_Alimony_AirConUnit_400Z_YardWork_Crocs
    Oct 17 2020

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    DG could be a great abstinence commercial in the 90’s!!

    Albeezy got T-boned?

    Mr. Wilson got his crocs on!!

    More house AC issues… It’s never were I left it…

    House remodeling in the day is for babies, men remodel at night

    DG loves that alimony, no person is worth 2 million

    Now go enjoy the free show…

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Episode 6_Camping_BlackPanter
    Oct 17 2020

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    Indio vs Death Valley, Dual Devils Anus’s?? Try saying that three times…

    Two Folds afraid of ICE? Get him TRUMP…

    Camping or Glamping? Screw the RV, that’s too rough of an outing…

    Shitty RV’s are the way to go

    One-liners are not as easy as they appear

    Web MD, I gots the black plague…

    Finishing off on a high note, we bring your down with cancer talk… dam…

    Now go enjoy the free show…

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    23 mins
  • Episode 5_Coffee_Bikes_AuntBecky_Chimps
    Oct 17 2020

    You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

    Shitty or shittier coffee, Folgers or NesCafe pick your poison

    Mr. Wilson goes sheep herding with a senior

    Horny zoo animals

    D.A.R.E , drugs are baaaad M’Kay

    Cruising down the street in my BMX, slapping the b!tches, Jacking the hoes…

    Grease the wheels or Jack in the box for dinner

    Money buys you the good kind of justice

    Chimps attacking you? We teach you how to earn chimp respect, Ain’t no chimp making me his bitch

    Now go enjoy the free show…

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    54 mins