The Answer’s a Lemon

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  • The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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  • E38: BINGO! You Won Anxiety

    E38: BINGO! You Won Anxiety
    Jan 7 2025

    A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.

    Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.

    Questions asked:

    • What job do you really want robots to take over?
    • What fictional sport do you want made a reality?
    • What's a minor goal you want to achieve?
    • What's something you know too much about?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • 37: Merry Krampusmas! [feat. Erin]

    37: Merry Krampusmas! [feat. Erin]
    Dec 24 2024

    The creepiest episode we've ever done.

    Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!

    Questions asked:

    • Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind?
    • What band needs to make a holiday album?
    • What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition?
    • Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart?
    • Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli carrots. What is St. Nick's B-Team roster?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 36: Conortron-3000 Odd God DX Model

    36: Conortron-3000 Odd God DX Model
    Dec 10 2024

    Hoooooooooooboy!

    Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.

    Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ

    R.I.P. Big Cat

    Questions asked:

    • What's your comfort show/movie?
    • Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's practical exam?
    • What's your favorite dragon?
    • Who's winning the WWE Smackdown finals? Crazy Cat LADY or Three Kidz in a Trenchcoat? (Bonus: But what! Who's that with the chair?)

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    58 mins

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