Margaret and AJ decide to have some camaraderie with some white ladies in A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS, an unnecessary Christmas sequel to a non-Christmas film that AJ has never seen and Margaret has oddly seen multiple times...

A girthy Santa, shameless advertising and a fallen acting protege make up a viewing this week that has brought out a new energy in Margaret. An energy that has made AJ deeply uncomfortable.

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Well we didn't think we'd be diving into Nazi Incest Elves as early as episode 3 but here we are.

'Elves', a baffling 1989 horror movie, offers us... well exactly what's written above, along with state of the art budget animatronics and a Santa that Hulk Hogan wishes he could've been.

But to be honest, we're just happy to be watching what feels like a passion project, even if it is riddled with incest.

Merry Christmas

TW: This film obviously contains some pretty dicey and unpleasant stuff, and that's without mentioning the gruesome murders, SA and cat drowning. We'd say tread lightly heading into any Christmas film, but for this one just an extra heads up.

Making up for their inaugural outing's distinct lack of Santa Claus, Margaret and AJ experience quite frankly too much Santa in the 1996 Hulk Hogan vehicle, SANTA WITH MUSCLES. A movie that has confused them with stolen milk bottle fingerprints, giant crystal fights and cops with bazookas; but luckily their confusion is shared by none other than Hulk himself, as the three of them ponder how he managed to open a secret vault...

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Margaret and AJ's 12 year long journey begins with the 2018 Hallmark outing, RETURN TO CHRISTMAS CREEK (which is not a sequel, much to their confusion). Together they explore the danish culture of smorgasbords, how hallmark hunks are made and question whether there is even a creek in this movie. Strap-in, we're off to a rough start...

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