Episodes

  • Jake "The Slugger" Guzman
    Nov 21 2024

    It's the pre-blackout Wednesday podcast! Jake, Allen, and JD warm up with some cold ones and discuss the big fight everyone in the world apparently watched featuring a 27 year old beating up on a 58 year old. We didn't notice... What we DID find out was Allen has no idea how to make a Chicago Style dog! He also has an abnormal fear of Dana White eavesdropping on him....

    "That guy almost killed that guy.... anyway, here's a shot."

    Jake talks about his first bar gig as a door guy- bouncer, and how that culminated into a fanciful career as an old school bar keep.

    Have you seen it? We talk about the out of control football fan that started fighting rival team patrons in the street following a game. Turns out, it wasn't a good idea to have his friend film him and post it online....

    How much would you pay for JNCOS? The 90's are back, and man, style comes at a price! You won't believe how much JD paid to re-live his heavy metal high school glory days? Then Allen gives you the plug on hot fresh cookies.... They're apparently free too!

    Drunk Dial Line: Vito Butkus, author of "The Book of Vito Butkus." dials into the drunk dial line and gives us his thoughts on pubic hair, squirrels, and the latest 2024 presidential election results.

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    54 mins
  • Korrupted Comedy's Trevor Keveloh
    Oct 22 2024

    From L.A., to Texas, to the Midwest, Trevor Keveloh has been doing his own thing for a long time. He's the founder of Korrupted Comedy and grabbed a stool with TFADB to talk about his brand and attaching it to an existing place in a world where comedy is, for the most part, discovered and consumed digitally . He handles multiple independently run comedy shows in numerous states across the U.S. and currently manages shows at Magoos here in the Chicagoland area. Tune in to hear his story.

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    1 hr
  • "From The Ice Rink To A Dive Bar" with Eric
    Oct 9 2024

    Eric excelled in hockey at a young age. It ended up becoming a key to a lot of opportunity, and a lock out of a lot of other things.... His father's passing at the age of 10, in a way, became a catalyst.

    Years later, during an junior hockey tryout, Eric gets called out by the opposing team's goalie. A coach, "eggs him on" to meet the goalie center rink for a fight to prove his loyalty to the prospective team. Eric throws off his gloves, goes into the rink, and things get wild! Needless to say, a few coaches and programs take interest in Eric after that.

    Following that fight, Eric decides he's done with high school and he's ready to go pro and hit the road..... But first, he needs to get expelled... Tune in to see what happens as he shares stories about his "Bull Durham-esk" hockey career which took him throughout the country landing him all the way into Toronto Canada...


    Allen's Angry Sports

    There's a few sports teams in Chicago that started their season and there's not a single channel you can watch it on! Allen unloads on these broadcast networks that can't seem to come to an agreement with these teams for the event broadcast rights. Then again, would you pay extra money to see a sub-par below 500 team? Most would agree that it's not worth it

    Raven's Corner

    It's October and we must tout The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe as read by recently deceased voiceover legend James Earl Jones and another version by Christopher Lee

    From the ice rink to the dive bar

    The podcast concludes with Eric talking about his life after hockey. Outside of fist fights at truck stops, he shows up to a bar to eat food and winds up getting a job... From there, the story continues...

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    55 mins
  • JD, Allen, and Nyssa recap Riot Fest 2024
    Oct 9 2024

    Turns out, once they hit a certain age, Goth girls become obsessed with a dirt covered Rob Zombie... We highlight some of the fun that was Riot Fest 2024.


    Artists that stuck out:

    Health | Sunami | Lamb Of God | Mastodon | Rob Zombie


    From there, Allen talks about his trip to Denver Colorado. He visits Red Rocks for a show and enjoys the views of downtown Denver's homeless people while trying to get into the famous "Casa Bonita" without a reservation. Would you work for a fixed hourly wage rather than working for tips? Nyssa says that would be a HUGE paycut!


    Shifting gears, we get to know more about our former day drinking bartender-server Nyssa, who talks about her journey with sobriety. She explains what brought her to the point where she got help, and highlights some of the struggles that come with day to day sober living. She also provides insight for anyone who's looking to quit drinking, as well as some of the things she did to pass the time while drying out.

    Need help with a drinking problem?


    Stop feeding the squirrels!

    We left the sliding screen door open and the episode nearly derails when a squirrel joins the podcast by hopping into the studio.


    Call us, text us, promote you or whatever your thing is... Leave us a drunken random thought-rant, or better yet, send us a picture of you having a blast at your favorite dive bar.... we might just use some of it for the show!
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    46 mins
  • Hollywood Special Effects Master Vince "V" Kustush talks music, movies, and men's mental health
    Aug 8 2024

    What was it like being on the set of Space Jam?

    "Fire tornado" building, special effects, audio-video producer, and podcast extraordinaire Vince "V" Kustush talks shop about working in commercial and live music production, what it's like dealing with drama on Hollywood movie sets, and he shares a few "On the road" adventures. V is also a special effects producer for a plethora of bands here in the Midwest and beyond.

    The gang discuss his work with CreatiVity Talkin' Podcast which brings men's mental health and suicide awareness to the forefront of the conversation... Things get deep....

    Ravens Corner: Would you rather have the ugliest house in a beautiful neighborhood, or the most beautiful house in an ugly neighborhood?... Allen's answers didn't surprise us.

    From there, we ask Vince when he has sucked at drinking and his stories delivered. He talks about a time he tied one on at Mick Fleetwood's Halloween party and his gut took a turn for the worse.

    V also shares a story of a time when he threw a guy through two glass doors at a local dive bar in Portland Oregon... What's the bar owner and local sheriff going to say about the situation? Tune in to find out!

    As we close out the episode, we talk about how HOA's are always run by angry bitter fascist "Karens" and how future generations are only getting softer which has gone on to make creativity, speech, expression, and comedy much more difficult, if not impossible to perform.

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    56 mins
  • Heavy Metal Singer & Guitarist Steve Lederman
    Aug 2 2024

    We dive deep into the bars stash with botanist Steve Lederman who also happens to be a heavy metal singer and guitarist.

    Do copious amounts of Soco and herb mix? How about ecstacy and habaneros?

    It's the best 14 seconds of Steve's life when we play, "You suck at drinking!"
    Ever trip so hard that you nearly lose your mind? Steve tells all about his experience with laced "bottle caps."

    "HouseCore Horror Fest"

    Steve talks music, and his incidental bump-ins with Jimmy Bower from EYEHATEGOD while touring on the road with his old band Kill It Again.

    To close things out, the boys discuss the heated topics going on at the Olympics, so that you don't have to watch them, and a drunken summer concert series breaks out in the studio as the boys try to hash out a new acoustic tune for the shows opening.... Where's autotune when you need it!

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    51 mins
  • Chicago Comedian Todd Glover
    Jul 25 2024

    Chicago Comedian Todd Glover, host of the Stand Up Showdown Throwdown at Second City talks to JD and The Raven about the stray cat mob he's recruiting in his back-yard to stave off the ongoing neighborhood city rat invasion….

    "No two shows are the same"…

    Glover describes his writing process and explains how comedy is the, "Hardest thing you can ever do," and how much everything's changed both on the road and the stage throughout the years.

    Why don't serial killer comics exist?

    We discuss dark humor, porn, and how difficult it must be for serial killers at this day and age with so many cameras around. It becomes a true crimes podcast full of mystery as the crew try to unravel the secrets of the "smiley face killer"…

    What gig WON'T Todd book? Tune in to find out!

    As we close, Allen's Angry Spoooorrrrts takes a jab at all of the sports programs shelling out cash for city projects while his favorite baseball team gets jack squat!

    Socials:

    Todd Glover Comedy

    StandUp Throwdown

    TikTok: @toddglovercomedy

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    37 mins
  • Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti
    Jul 17 2024

    What's required to be the master of 'chompin down handfuls of glizzies?'… JD and Allen speak with the undisputed heavy weight champion of professional competitive eating Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti after bringing the world famous "Mustard Belt" back to Sweet Home Chicago!

    Patrick lets us know how to digest everything from 18.5 pounds of blue berries in 8 minutes to dropping record breaking amounts of jalapenos down your gullet in the fastest time possible….

    Bertoletti talks about his passion for cooking and obviously the foods he enjoys outside of the professional eaters ring…. Then, are there any professional eaters that can keep up with Patrick's pace at this day and age? He mentions a few...

    We then dive deep and ask Deep Dish if he's friends with world famous recently retired, perhaps on a temporary hiatus, (kind of like Jordan in the mid 90's) professional eater Joey Chestnut. He has a few things to say about this.

    Also, what's in store for the latest Netflix series featuring The great Japanese Competitive Eating Champion Takeru Kobayashi? You'll just have to tune in to find out!

    As we close, Allen's "angry" sports goes… soft?... Turns out that he can't be angry all of the time folks! Lenny fluffs you up for the big sports football team he's super psyched about going into this fall season. Then we talk about why it's just a flat out bad idea to sing the national anthem like you're a drink sorority girl…. especially if you're a 4 time Grammy nominee..... that's as political as we'll get today folks….. Now lets drink!As we close, Allen's "angry" sports goes… soft?... Turns out that he can't be angry all of the time folks! Lenny fluffs you up for the big sports football team he's super psyched about going into this fall season. Then we talk about why it's just a flat out bad idea to sing the national anthem like you're a drink sorority girl…. especially if you're a 4 time Grammy nominee..... that's as political as we'll get today folks….. Now lets drink

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    Eater: Chicagoan Patrick Bertoletti Scarfs Down 58 Hot Dogs to Win Nathan’s Famed Eating Contest


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    25 mins