THE ROSTER

By: Echo Seiersen and Annmarie Esh
  • Summary

  • THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to witness their most intimate moments, as they navigate the ups and downs of young adulthood together using principles from a document they wrote over a decade ago called The Roster Charter. Between raunchy and hilarious segments like Dirty Dictionary, Just The Tip, and Weird Porn of the Week, the girls share tips and tricks for sucking dick, post-ghost revenge, and maintaining your mental & sexual health as they explore the world of casual dating amidst the constant chaos of their personal lives. With humor, humility, and hedonism, Annmarie and Echo discuss, well, pretty much everything... gender, sexuality, love, mental illness, motherhood, racism, dating, marriage, friendship, childhood trauma, celebrity drama, and MORE! Listen every Friday, and emerge from THE ROSTER a more informed, slightly more fucked up person. You're welcome. || Learn more and follow our socials at rosterpodcast.com
    © 2024 THE ROSTER
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Episodes
  • E131: A Pimp And His Hoes
    Sep 13 2023

    Annmarie and Echo are back with another episode all about everything heaux! Listen as they tell stories from Annmarie’s birthday celebration that range from creepy to cringey. Is Dr.Blunt secretly a P.I.M.P. !? Is 105 free drinks really a flex? In true Roster fashion Annmarie is back to biting her lips and Echo is still showing full nip. The girls finish the episode by discussing the ‘Best of the Whores’ and celebrity conspiracy theories.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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    35 mins
  • E130: The Main Characters
    Aug 30 2023

    Annmarie and Echo return to the mic under the influence of a different substance this week as they finally reveal the wild and uncomfortable journeys they’ve been on since the year began. Between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica, Real Dumb Questions, and a new segment that has them discussing Jack Harlow and the downfall of Twitter, the girls explain where they’ve been, what they’ve done, how they’re doing, what has happened to their rosters, and what they have learned.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • E129: How To Catch A Cheater
    Aug 23 2023

    To cheat or be cheated on, that is the question... Inspired by Ariana Grande and SpongeBob- sorry, Ethan Slater, and extremely high on mushrooms, Annmarie and Echo discuss their thoughts on infidelities across the spectrum of unfaithfulness - and yours, using results from Missionaries who responded to @rosterpodcast Instagram polls.

    But what exactly constitutes cheating? Sexting? Talking to your ex in secret? Does it count if you’re in another zip code? What if you’re terminal? Next, Annmarie and Echo break down the dos and don’ts of cheating like consistency, attention to detail (and dick size), proximity, home decor, and the power of deception. The girls finish the episode with a how-to guide on keeping yourself from temptation when you’re in a relationship.

    NSFR WARNING (not safe for relationships)

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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    47 mins

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