THE HITMAN AND THE ZOMBIE SHOW

By: THE HITMAN AND THE ZOMBIE SHOW
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  • WELCOME TO SHOW PULL UP A CHAIR AND CHILL WITH YA HOMIES THE HITMAN AND THE ZOMBIE AS WE ENTERTAIN YOU WITH MOVIE AND TV SHOWS REVIEWS FUNNY BANTER AND MUCH MORE SO TUNE IN.


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  • TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
    Dec 2 2024

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a zombie

    The Hitman guns hung by the chimney with care,

    In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

    The HITMAN AND THE ZOMBIE were nestled all snug in their beds,

    While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

    THE HITMAN sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window HE flew like a flash,

    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.


    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

    Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,


    With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

    THE HITMAN knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

    More rapid than his desert eagles his coursers they came,

    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;


    "Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!

    On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN!

    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"


    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

    When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

    So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

    With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.


    And then, in a twinkling, The zombie heard on the roof

    The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

    As the hitman drew in my head, and was turning around,

    Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.


    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

    And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

    A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

    And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.


    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

    And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;


    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

    He had a broad face and a little round belly,

    That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.


    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

    And the hitman laughed when he saw him, in spite of myself;

    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

    And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

    And laying his finger aside of his nose,

    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But the hitman and the zombie heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT


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    4 mins
  • THE AVENGERS RETRO REVIEW PART 2
    Feb 12 2024

    YOUTUBE CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/live/fYaSPV6GOVM?si=1LrT11RPgQCTN4Gs


    synopsis

    When Thor's evil brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), gains access to the unlimited power of the energy cube called the Tesseract, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), director of S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a superhero recruitment effort to defeat the unprecedented threat to Earth. Joining Fury's "dream team" are Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner).



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    30 mins
  • THE AVENGERS RETRO REVIEW PART 1
    Feb 12 2024

    CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE https://www.youtube.com/live/fYaSPV6GOVM?si=1LrT11RPgQCTN4Gs

    When Thor's evil brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), gains access to the unlimited power of the energy cube called the Tesseract, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), director of S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a superhero recruitment effort to defeat the unprecedented threat to Earth. Joining Fury's "dream team" are Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner).


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    1 hr

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