Episodes

  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 243 - Gravy Boatless (2024 Holiday Special)
    Dec 25 2024

    Take your little milk and cookies and get the fuck out of here!

    Topics include: the Slap Heard 'Round the World; craft candy; various December holidays in 2024; new traditions; put the 'mas; back in Christmas; double butts; Tom bastardizes Christianity again; terrible holiday songs; gift giving, receiving, and insufferable spoiled brats; I'm buying pantyhose for ME!; Kurt Cobain's massive cockarms; lovely foreign insults; Richard Peterson

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #OrangeCreamsicle #craftcandy #decemberholidays #winterholidays #giftgiving #KurtCobainQuotes #RichardPeterson

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 242 - I Stunned a Nun with a Stun Gun
    Dec 13 2024

    Put on the Meat Suit and deal with it.

    Topics include: Tom's Philadelphia doppelganger; a truly unique band shirt; Wesley Willis and his headbump bruise; eating Play Doh; Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul; could you cut your own head off with a chainsaw?; This Old House; evolution and why it doesn't happen in a hundred years; The Meat Suit

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #painting #doppelganger #bandshirts #WesleyWillis #PlayDoh #MikeTysonVsJakePaul #ThisOldHouse

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 241 - The Song of ADD
    Nov 29 2024

    Gather 'round folks, and I will sing you the song of my peop - OOH, BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY!!!

    Topics include: Ghost in the Alexa; Jodi Arias; the human race is doomed; Tom's old comic book; Mike reviews the Wendy's Crabby Patty Meal; Indian food; weird band names; tech support; engagement rings; Mike's Tech Tips; Mike is lucky he doesn't get beaten up more often; bicyclists; BMX; ADD; conversion vans

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #JodiArias #CrabbyPattyMeal #IndianFood #TechSupport #diamonds #EngagmentRings #techtips #bicyclists #BMX

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 240 - King of Soup
    Nov 15 2024

    Sorry, no video again this week! Audio-only listeners won't notice a difference, but the YouTube viewers will. We'll be back to normal next episode. On the plus side, this is a really funny episode.

    Topics include: Tom has a dream about urethral sounding; Tom says "yeah" a lot; Helen Keller; The Greatest American Hero; Vantablack BMWs?; Jesus "Gets" Us; Garfield is dead; AI is creepy and weird and scary; Bro My God!; snorting cum; what the fuck is going on?; oyster crackers and saltines; Tom flooded a vestibule at Kmart; flannel sheets;

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #urethralsounding #HelenKeller #GreatestAmericanHero #vantablack #JesusGetsUs #Garfield #JimDavis #AI #Kmart #flannelsheets

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 239 - 2024 Halloween Special
    Oct 31 2024

    It's that time again! Time to get SpOoOoOky!

    Topics include: Tom's headphones go missing, and then mysteriously reappear; Mike is accosted by an old man because of his shirt; litterboxes in classrooms?; conservatives; what if you get attacked by a Dracula?; movies; phobias; the "Marinara Trench"; is "filmically" a word?; last meals of death row inmates

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #missingproperty #litterboxesinclassrooms #conservatives #Dracula #phobias #deathrow #lastmeal

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    59 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 238 - Fiberglass Coffin
    Oct 18 2024

    I basically put a red pepper flake in my eye during this episode, and it really, really hurt.

    Topics include: Guy Fieri; half-assed dopplegangers; time travel; celebrity impersonators; Truth.com ads; dogs; Justin Beiber confronts rude fans; F.A.T.A.L.; mental illness; pepper spray; being out of shape

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GuyFieri #dopplegangers #celebrityimpersonators #Justin Beiber #FATALRPG #mentalillness #pepperspray

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 237 - Federation Excelsior!
    Oct 4 2024

    Little know fact, FedEx is short for Federation Excelsior.

    Topics include: we welcome Diz to the Gaming Channel; longing for Thanksgiving; time travel; Would You Rather?; Overrated or Underrated?; generic cars; pranks

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Thanksgiving #timetravel #Beatles #tea #vintagesoda #jellopuddingpops #USPS #NewYorkStyle #pranks

    Diz's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Dizaster1995 Diz's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dizasterstudios

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    55 mins
  • Story Time with Tom & Mike 236 - Bungo Hogpen, Penile Lawyer
    Sep 20 2024

    Mike may be a hobbit, but he's a damned successful one!

    Topics include: poopy shrimp; sick penis; propaganda; Tom hates sitcoms; Mike visits New Jersey; penile law

    #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #FamilyMatters #BigBangTheory #NewJersey #hobbit #FreedomRock #Scientology

    Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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    1 hr and 20 mins