In our season one finale, Irwin Durdles (Billy Merritt), Stone Cold's "Concert Santa Claus" makes a special Christmas visit to talk about his seasonal work as the big man himself. He talks about his evolution from regular roadie to stage mascot for Christmas concerts. The band also unearths some disturbing truths about Irwin's birth. Hawk coins a new term for flatulence. Roger sits on Irwin's lap. Allistair reveals some ogre heritage. And Barney explains his unique views on the birth of Christ.

Renown Silent Harpist, Anthony Testutio (Jonny Svarzbein) graces Stone Cold with his presence to talk about touring with the band as a prodigy. He reveals some disturbing information about his maternal relations and explains why the band's music is bad. Hawk gets in touch with the dead. Allistair does an impression of his mother. And Roger catches Barney on camera. 

World renown live-in Chef, Jacqueline Croissant (Sarah Claspell) graces the studio to talk about the band's favorite meals on tour.  She also imparts her hardline views on fake French culture and talks of lost love .  Allistair fishes for compliments. Barney makes a bad deal with the Canadian government.  Roger finds a word he can't say.  And Hawk talks about his fear of eggs.