Episodes

  • The Brute Man and Faptember

    The Brute Man and Faptember
    Nov 12 2024
    With Thanksgiving on the horizon, we're feeling fowl and so we come to you with this poultry offering "The Chicken of Tomorrow!" (Oh - and we also watched The Brute Man, too.)

    Host segments: A grim reminder ahead of the holidays; you can tell a piano teacher by their scales; shakin' down blind ladies in the 40s; we get Clayton now; Jeffe's grandpapa; an A movie becomes a B movie; a timetable for creeping; exploitation films and disability; grumpy grocer supremacy.
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Rifftrax Hillbillys in a Haunted House and Breaking the Language Barrier

    Rifftrax Hillbillys in a Haunted House and Breaking the Language Barrier
    Oct 29 2024
    Happy Spooky Season! Join us for the horror that is Hillbillys in a Haunted House - but, it's not horror for the reason you're thinking.

    Host segments: The Hee-Haw -ification of horror; the definition of a hillbilly; Lon Cheney was not a healthy man; ARE YOU FERLIN HUSKY?; the corrections just write themselves; Merle Haggard's ghost v. Kevin Murphy; that one guy you know who gets killed by a gorilla; and they're the ones writing it off; but what if it was The Monkees?; Joe Don and the Ape.
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 2024 Spoopy Movie-Swap Minisode!

    2024 Spoopy Movie-Swap Minisode!
    Oct 22 2024
    Once again, we're swapping spoopy movies and talking about them. This year it's Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers (2003) and Cottage Country (2013).
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    55 mins
  • Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Odd Couples

    Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Odd Couples
    Oct 15 2024
    We're continuing our slog through the series that must-not-be-named, and we're at that darn Chamber of Secrets.

    Host segments: Malfoy v. the community center; Devori wouldn't say no to Quidditch on ESPN Ocho; Jeff's personal Chamber of Secret (Porn); not an abomination before God; HP fanfiction and Manacled; no ethical choices in capitalism; maybe Azkaban was the friends we made along the way; now it gets good; cutting Steve DiSchiavi loose on these kids.
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • City Limits and Ghosted Protocol

    City Limits and Ghosted Protocol
    Oct 1 2024
    What is there to say about City Limits? Evidently, a little under 90 minutes worth.

    Host segments: Demandy; this movie gives Jeff some unreasonable standards for comic books as aphrodisiacs; it's kinda every postapocalyptic kids-on-bikes movie; what is up with Ray?; the ultimate desk job; Joe's new conveyance.
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Beginning of the End and Undercover Reporting

    Beginning of the End and Undercover Reporting
    Sep 17 2024
    It's an early Mike episode, so join us for Beginning of the End as we tip over into the beginning of the end of our MST3K journey! We're officially over the half-way point with what's available (not counting Rifftrax), so we've hit that milestone! And what a movie to hit it with, oof.

    Host segments: Shakin' trees; dealing with large insects; Peter Graves' TED Talk; telling Joe the hard truths about sport peppers; It's energy, right?; Just locust things.; It's always a d**k!; Wayne and Garth vs. the Locusts.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • MST3K: The Movie 200th LIVE Episode

    MST3K: The Movie 200th LIVE Episode
    Sep 3 2024
    In case you missed it, here's our Patreon live-recorded episode, in audio format for your pleasure! Join us as we revisit Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie for our 200th episode!

    Host segments: live and unstable; this is how conferences work; what were you doing up there?; Denouement? never heard of it.; we touched FINGERTIPS; does Neutron survive?; where art thou, burger painting?; give Bunson Honeydew his moment.
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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Project Moonbase and Spankin' Time

    Project Moonbase and Spankin' Time
    Aug 20 2024
    Oofda - this was a slog, y'all - but we watched Project Moonbase so you don't have to.

    (CW: discussion of sexual assault/home invasion in film)

    Host segments: bring me the moldering corpse of James Caan; learned helplessness is a bitch; front-facing Jeff means business; furry teeth; Jeff is banned from shot-putting; Cyclops vs. LaForge; communists love nipple-play; dangers of post-space coitus; Riker bi-panic; wall-sitters.

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    1 hr and 35 mins