James shares an unexpected discovery—there’s another James Whittingham out there, and this one’s a high school baseball player from Georgia! Join James and Pepe as they dive into a comedic exploration of identity confusion, rivalry with a teenage third baseman, and how to reclaim the spotlight. They chat about everything from online algorithms to the Civil War history of Marietta, Georgia, while plotting a campaign to boost James’ rightful place as the internet's top Whittingham. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a plan to outshine a speedy kid from the South!

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Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

In this wildly unpredictable episode, James and Pepe tackle everything from creative roadblocks to the bizarre world of cube-shaped poop. James reflects on the emotional walls he's built up over time, and Pepe—armed with his quirky wisdom—offers up unconventional solutions. From ice-pick metaphors to wombat-inspired architecture, the conversation takes a delightfully strange turn.

Listen as they explore how wombats stack cubes of poop to mark their territory, sparking a tangent on using cubic poop as eco-friendly building materials. What if people pooped cubes too? Could it solve the world’s ecological crisis? And could we breed dogs to do the same? Yes, it's just that kind of episode.

The randomness continues with discussions about the world’s largest penis, a woman freezing her eggs due to lack of good men, and a man mauled by a gang of otters. Plus, Pepe throws in weird facts about immortal jellyfish and eerie singing glaciers, giving James some serious food for thought... and possible existential dread.

Highlights:

• Cube-shaped Poop Cities: Could wombat poop revolutionize architecture?
• The Wall Around Creativity: Is James too intense for his audience, or just keeping his wild side in check?
• Invisible Turtles and Word Salad: What happens when random absurdity is introduced into the podcast?
• Immortal Jellyfish: Could humanity benefit from a jellyfish-style reset button?
• Otter Attacks: What happens when the cutest creatures on Earth turn into bloodthirsty gangs?

Random Facts from Pepe:

• Wombats poop in cubes!
• There's a jellyfish that’s basically immortal!
• Otters may seem cute, but they can gang up like a bunch of thugs!

Listener's Challenge:
Would you prefer to poop in cubes or have the ability to reset your body like a jellyfish? Let us know in the comments or drop us a message on social!

Call to Action:
If you liked this episode (and let's be honest, you're still here, so you probably did), subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and leave us a review. Oh, and don’t forget to smash that like button or the otters might come for you!

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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Montly donations appreciated!

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My links

Send James and Pepe an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze

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James on TikTok

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My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

Contact James sneezeshow@gmail.com

Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

James shares his chaotic Alberta wedding experience, where the power outage turned a perfectly planned event into a spontaneous night of stargazing. He delves into Alberta's weirdness, from bizarre cars with towering tailpipes to highways filled with cowboys and cowgirls herding cows. But it doesn't stop there — James and Pepe take a dive into some unusual testicle-related news, including a scorpion sting in Las Vegas and Nick Cannon insuring his testicles for $10 million.

Key Topics Covered:

1. The Alberta Wedding Power Outage: James recounts how a power outage during his niece’s wedding made things more fun (at least for him).
2. Weird Cars in Alberta: From giant tailpipes to roadside cowboys, James paints a picture of the strange sights in Alberta.
3. Testicle Scorpion Stings: Pepe shares the story of a man who was stung by a scorpion in a Las Vegas hotel... in the worst place imaginable.
4. Nick Cannon's $10 Million Testicles: A discussion about why Nick Cannon's assets are insured for so much.
5. Lab-Grown Organs: James and Pepe dive into the weird science of lab-grown testicles and other organs, imagining a future where people can have extra brains, arms, or even genitals.
6. Fun Fact – Taste Buds in Testicles: A weird fact surfaces about taste buds existing in testicles, sparking a hilarious discussion on what that could mean for eating ice cream... or other things.

Memorable Quotes:

• “If you’re gonna get stung in the testicles, I think you should bear children and see if they have superpowers.”
• "I've got three testicles. You wanna see them? That's quite the introduction."
• "What could I do with a third arm? Think about how many push-ups I could do."

Random Tangents:

• The practicality of having extra organs like brains or hearts.
• Why male nipples exist (spoiler: nobody knows).
• Testicle-related superpowers and whether steel underwear is the future.

Fan Interaction:

• James asks listeners to rate and review the podcast on their favorite platform, and reminds them to send any weird or mean comments to sneezeshow@gmail.com.

Closing Notes: James ends with his usual bizarre sign-off and a mention of Sparky the Cow Dog — a mysterious character who may or may not exist.