Episodes

  • The town that went from turnips-of-terror to trick-or-treat

    The town that went from turnips-of-terror to trick-or-treat
    Oct 30 2024
    We’re peeling back the eerie origins of Halloween, Scottish-style—where carving pumpkins would’ve gotten you side-eye from a town full of turnip-wielding revelers. Turns out, Scotland’s Halloween celebrations involved veggies that look way scarier than anything you’ll find on a Pinterest board. And let’s not forget Jenny Greenteeth, the local hag of nightmares who perfected drowning people with style.

    Karmen and Jessica are diving into why the Scots first started hacking away at turnips, and exploring some delightfully dark lore from around the globe. Because nothing says Halloween like folklore that might just inspire you to sleep with one eye open.

    For those who think our current holiday’s a little basic, come get your frightful fix the way it was originally served—one terrifying turnip at a time. Don't miss your exit.

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    34 mins
  • The town that put a spell on you

    The town that put a spell on you
    Oct 15 2024
    We're taking a trip down to the bayou to meet New Orleans' most infamous local: the one and only Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen herself. Was she a powerful spiritual healer, a feared sorceress, or just the best at running the city’s underground rumor mill? We’re unraveling the life, magic, and myths surrounding the original boss witch who ruled New Orleans with a side of gris-gris and charm.

    We’ll explore how Marie’s mix of spirituality, medicine, and maybe just a hint of witchcraft made her a legend that still haunts the French Quarter today.

    So grab your lucky charms (no, not the cereal) and dive into an episode filled with magic, mystery, and the sassiest witch this side of the Mississippi. Tune in, because even centuries later, Marie Laveau’s spell is still going strong. Don't miss your exit.

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    31 mins
  • The town with a witch in the Superstition Mountains

    The town with a witch in the Superstition Mountains
    Oct 1 2024
    Buckle up, folks, because this week we’re trading small-town gossip for spine-chilling folklore. Get ready for the dark and twisted tale of María Miranda, the so-called "Witch of Guadalupe," and the legendary curse she placed on Josefina Chavez—a curse that ended with murder. Yep, small-town drama just got extra supernatural.

    We’ll dig into the gritty details of Josefina’s tragic fate, investigate María’s mysterious reputation, and—because no eerie tale is complete without some desert vibes—venture into the haunting Superstition Mountains, where treasure seekers, ghost hunters, and those with bad life choices go to get seriously lost.

    Was it a curse? A crime of passion? Or just another day in the Wild West? Don't miss your exit. Because in Guadalupe, Arizona, it's not just the heat that'll get you—it's the witch’s curse too.

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    26 mins
  • The towns where the hills ate the eyes - U-Turn

    The towns where the hills ate the eyes - U-Turn
    Aug 20 2024
    We're taking a U-Turn back to season four. What would you do if you were stranded for months on a cold, blizard-ridden mountain top with your family and little to no food? More importantly, who would you eat first? Even more importantly, what part would you eat first? Karmen and Jessica are in California visiting Donner's Pass, where the infamous Donner Party decided to take matters into their own hands and become cannibals. They truck in over to Truckee to learn about its dark past. It's getting serious over here. Don't miss your exit.

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    34 mins
  • The town that went back to school with beta rizz

    The town that went back to school with beta rizz
    Aug 7 2024
    We’re driving headfirst into the madness of small-town first days of school, where the struggle is real, and the stories are even realer. First up, we're tackling the epic adventures of back-to-school shopping. Because nothing says "new school year" like parents losing their minds over sold-out unicorn binders and the great quest for the elusive Disney Princess backpack.

    We're sharing our own cringeworthy first-day stories that will make you want to crawl under your desk. From wardrobe malfunctions, epic fails, and possibly a kidnapping...we’ve got the goods to make your worst first-day memories feel like a walk in the park.

    Speaking of parks, let’s not forget the wild safari that is the school parking lot during drop-off and pick-up. We explore the art of dodging minivans, surviving the gauntlet of frazzled parents, and the ultimate challenge: finding a parking spot without causing a traffic jam or an exposed middle finger.

    Join Jessica and Karmen as they relive the unspoken dress codes, the social hierarchies, and the desperate attempts to avoid becoming the subject of that year's running joke. Grab your Trapper Keeper, your best (or worst) first-day outfit, and a healthy dose of nostalgia and join us in this episode. Don't miss your exit.

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    36 mins
  • The town that told E.T. to "Phone Home."

    The town that told E.T. to "Phone Home."
    Jul 24 2024
    We're beaming up to Roswell, New Mexico, the quirky little town that's become the unofficial HQ for all things extraterrestrial. Buckle up, Earthlings, because we're about to explore the galaxy's most famous UFO hotspot. Join Jessica and Karmen as they drive into the strange and mysterious world of Roswell, where the residents aren't just waiting for the next big thing—they're waiting for the next big thing to land in their backyard.

    They'll uncover the origins of the infamous 1947 alien crash (or weather balloon mishap, depending on who you ask). From the annual UFO Festival, complete with alien costume contests and out-of-this-world parades, to the countless alien-themed businesses that make Roswell feel like Area 51's quirky cousin, they'll guide you through a town that's turned extraterrestrial encounters into an art form.

    Expect a few raised eyebrows and maybe even a touch of paranoia as they explore the UFO capital of the world. Whether you're a skeptic, a believer, or just in it for the alien-shaped cookies, tune in and decide for yourself: is Roswell just a town with a great marketing gimmick, or is it the epicenter of Earth's most cosmic mystery? Either way, one thing's for sure—it's out of this world. Don't miss your exit.

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    28 mins
  • The town that gives fireworks to fools

    The town that gives fireworks to fools
    Jul 2 2024
    We’re turning our spotlight on the 4th of July – small-town style. Because nothing says "Happy Birthday, America!" like reckless fireworks, bizarre traditions, and a healthy dose of local craziness. Join Jessica and Karmen as they explore time-honored traditions, from marshmellow fights and frog jumping contests (how exciting), to parades featuring floats that defy all logic and taste. And let's not forget the true stars of the show – the fireworks. Specifically, the people who manage to turn a box of sparklers into a one-way ticket to the emergency room.

    We’ll share stories of folks who make you question the survival of the human species, like the guy who thought it was a good idea to launch a firework from his…well, let’s just say it wasn’t his hand. So grab a hot dog, a scoop of questionable potato salad, and join us for a celebration of all things small-town and slightly insane this Fourth of July. Don't miss your exit.

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    31 mins
  • The town with a serial killer's head on display

    The town with a serial killer's head on display
    Jun 11 2024
    We're packing our bags and heading to the "Waterpark Capital of the World"—Wisconsin Dells. But don’t worry, this isn’t your average splash-and-dash vacation. Think Wisconsin Dells is just water slides and kiddie pools? Think again. We’re talking about attractions so bizarre they make your weird uncle's attic look like a Bed Bath & Beyond.

    Join Jessica and Karmen as they unravel the story behind the most infamous resident of the Dells: the mummified head of Dells serial killer. Yes, you heard that right. A head. Mummified. On display. And that's just the tip of the creepy iceberg. Don't miss your exit.

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    22 mins