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SCP-6584: This is a Lesson in Procrastination

Written by user NDHeckfire. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6584

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Music: Spacial Harvest by Kevin Macleod

This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Agent Jak Urquhart played by John Whinfield, check him out here: https://youtube.com/@JakVox

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SCP-3307: Cornucopi-ass

Written by user RecursiveRecursion. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3307

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Music Credit: Dragon and Toast by Kevin Macleod

This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Doctor Bedlam played by Gideon Ghoul, check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@voiceofbedlam

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SCP Tale: MTF Sigma-5 “Pumpkin Punchers”

Written by user Rounderhouse. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mtf-sigma-5-pumpkin-punchers

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Sound Effects Attributions

Music attributions: Leaving Home by Kevin Macleod

This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.