Melky & Goobie are here to carve up the action from the 3 Thanksgiving games that were juicier than Grandma’s turkey and spicier than Uncle Frank’s political takes. The verdict? These games were a cornucopia of chaos and touchdowns . Tune in when these two Canadians put their leftover takes in the microwave! 🔥🌽🏈

Melky and Goobie go full "Jeepers Creepers" as they dive into the murky depths of fantasy football! With playoff spots creeping closer, they're deciding who to keep (like a touchdown pass from Mahomes) and who to disown (looking at you, Mr. Butterfingers). By the end, they’re channeling the Creeper himself, hunting for fresh fantasy prey and laughing at their league-mates’ missteps. “Keep your eyes peeled... because someone’s bound to fumble!” 🤠⚡️ 👀

Welcome, mourners, as Melky and Goobie don their finest black suits to hold a gridiron graveside service for the fallen teams of 2024. These squads have fumbled their hopes, punted their potential, and are six feet under the playoff line. Let’s honor their fourth-and-long journey to irrelevance. Rest in punt, fallen teams! ✝️⚰️🏈

With Melky riding solo on the bench, he's calling audibles on the NFL trade deadline with takes as spicy as Eva Longoria's behind. First, he’s handing out his MVPs, shouting out winners who made moves like prime-time players. Meanwhile, he’s sending the losers to the locker room for the ol' “No Fun League” playbook. And as for Jerry Jones…well, let’s just say he’s still running a Hail Mary offense when the league's already in the red zone. Cowboys fans, you feeling defensive? 😆🏆 🤦‍♂️

Special guest Eastgate drops his 100% guaranteed betting wisdom, and it’s so sure-fire that Vegas might want to tune in. His strategy? Bet on both teams, double down, and if all else fails, blame the refs. Melky & Goobie suggest putting your faith in the underdogs, favorites, and the coin toss. With Eastgate’s guidance, you'll either cash in or at least have some extra pocket change for next week’s therapy session.🏈💸😂

Melky and Goobie huddle up to tackle the juiciest trade rumors as the NFL trade deadline approaches. They "pass" judgment on the players circling the rumor mill, from running backs who need to rush out of town to quarterbacks looking for a handoff to a better team. By the end, they both agree that the NFL rumor mill is just as wild as any Hail Mary, leaving you waiting to see who'll be the next on the move.🏈 🧳🙏

Postman Goobie is on a special delivery run, shipping out fantasy football busts—no return address required! From Najee "Return to Sender" Harris to Kyle "Lost in Transit" Pitts, Goobie’s making sure these underperformers never find their way back to your lineup. With a bag full of fumbles and missed points, he’s not taking any receiver complaints. 📬📨📦

Melky and Goobie are ready to feast on NFL frauds this week—and they've got their carving knives out for more than just the turkey! Some teams came to the table acting like they’re the whole Thanksgiving spread, but when you take a bite, it’s all dry turkey with no gravy. A few thought they were serving up a feast, but it’s more like the sad, forgotten veggies no one asked for. Let’s gobble up some football Canadian style. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🍗🙃