Episodes

  • Schmactors 2024 Holiday Special
    Dec 23 2024
    Tis the Season for Schmacting! In this jingle-jammed holiday episode, James Marsters and Mark Devine unpack the highs, lows, and hilarity of the festive season. From giving cringe-worthy gifts (hello, brooding headshots and mall-recorded Desperado renditions) to the magic of believing in Santa, this is a Christmas special you’ll never forget! Listener Mailbag: The gang answers your burning holiday questions, including what art piece they’d swipe from a museum and what one change they’d make to the world. Spoiler alert: James just wants calorie-free pie. Don’t Miss This Episode Full of Laughs, Love, and a Bit of Schmactor Sentimentality! Got a holiday story or question for the next show? Visit schmactors.com and let James and Mark know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    51 mins
  • 10 - Season Finale: Pet Peeves, Pre-Performance Rituals, and Star Trek Hair
    May 30 2024
    In the season finale of Schmactors, hosts James Marsters and Mark Devine discuss a variety of entertaining and thought-provoking topics. They start with a playful debate on which classic 80s TV show is better: "The Dukes of Hazard" or "The A-Team." The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they discuss unexpected parenting moments, including Jackson's amusing art project. The hosts also explore their biggest pet peeves, the truth behind commercials, and the societal obsession with sugar. They share their pre-performance rituals, revealing personal anecdotes about stage fright and superstitions. The discussion then shifts to the implications of new technology, like Apple's Vision Pro, on social interactions and entertainment. Join James and Mark for an episode filled with laughter, honest reflections, and engaging opinions on a wide range of topics. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • 09 - Fatherly Wisdom: Masculinity Myth, High School, Hardships, and Humility
    May 23 2024
    Join James Marsters and Mark Devine in this episode of Schmactors as they delve into the quirks of personal advice, the pressures of masculinity, and their lives beyond Hollywood. Listen in as they share hilarious and heartfelt stories about family, fatherhood, and the trials of growing up. From Mark’s unique wardrobe choices to James’ reflections on his early acting days, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and insights. This episode is sure to entertain and enlighten. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    38 mins
  • 08 - Superpowers vs. Orgasms: A Shocking Schmactors' Showdown
    May 16 2024
    In this riotous episode of "Schmactors," James Marsters and Mark Devine take you on a wild ride through Hollywood's quirks. They kick off with Marsters' spot-on British impressions and a deep dive into "Call the Midwife." Hilarity ensues as they debate dream roles, with Marsters lamenting he's too old for Hamlet and Devine wishing he could play Spike. They tackle the legalities of using rubber babies on set and crack up over an SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell as a newborn businessman. The conversation turns profound as they ponder heaven, hell, and life's meaning, all while maintaining their comedic flair. Marsters shares his father's view of hell, and Devine recounts his agnostic upbringing versus his mom's Catholicism. They hilariously answer a fan question about choosing between superpowers and orgasms, blending wit and wisdom throughout. With Marsters' impressions and Devine's tangents, this episode is a comedic tour de force that will have you laughing out loud and questioning everything you thought you knew about Hollywood. Buckle up for a zany, thought-provoking joyride! To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • 07 - Clowns, Wrinkles, Jailbirds, and Billionaires... Oh My!
    May 9 2024
    In this engaging episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine explore a variety of thought-provoking topics with their usual blend of humor and depth. They discuss the societal implications of wealth distribution, pondering whether there should be a cap on individual wealth. Their conversation takes a lighter turn as they share personal anecdotes about aging, highlighting the everyday realities and humorous aspects of growing older. From serious discussions about economic policies to candid banter about old-person habits, this episode offers a mix of introspection and levity, providing listeners with both entertainment and insight. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    31 mins
  • 06 - Olympic Schmackdowns, Reality Revolt, Oh Noes it's Toes, and Bucket List Musts
    May 2 2024
    On this episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine dive into a whirlwind of topics, ranging from their personal anecdotes to the intriguing concept of chess boxing and extreme sports for the Olympics. They share their uniquely candid perspectives on the human condition, reality TV, and even the art of listening in relationships. Sprinkled with their characteristic humor and unexpected turns, this episode is sure to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • 05 - Fangs, Fails, and Fan Mail: A Schmactors Special Part 2
    Apr 25 2024
    In this episode of Schmactors, James and Mark dissect James's journey with his character Spike, revealing the physical tolls and meticulous preparation involved. James shares the stark realities of the hair-bleaching ordeal he endured for authenticity in the role, emphasizing the sacrifices actors often make. They also discuss the financial aspects of acting, the minimalistic acting techniques adapted from theater to television, and the psychological nuances of embodying a believable vampire. This episode illuminates the personal and professional hurdles James navigated, providing an intimate look at the actor’s craft behind the scenes. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 mins
  • 04 - Fangs, Fails, and Fan Mail: A Schmactors Special Part 1
    Apr 11 2024
    This episode delves into James's auditions for the role of Spike in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' touching on his hesitations, preparation, and challenges he faced. James also details the painful hair-bleaching process he endured, showcasing the lengths some actors go to for their roles. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    33 mins