HEYYYYYOOOOOO! YOU BEAUTIFUL KOOKS! This week the fellas try & attempt to make some sense of the vast over arching "Saturn Death Cult" conspiracy! Everything you THOUGHT you knew about time, space, the human race? It's predominately hogwash! (Please pardon our intense language but golly gee & gosh darn it, were just so very ding dong dang ol' plain passionate about this sort of horseshit!) Do the rich & powerful elites sacrifice babies to "Moloch" at The Bohemian Grove? NO! BECAUSE MOLOCH IS A BULL! THEY HAVE A BIG OWL! AN OWL IS NOT A BULL! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE! IT'S BULL...SHIT? WHOA! Okay...okay. Sorry folks but you're just going to have to dive right into to this one because it is some complex, convoluted, contemporary conspiracy theory culinary cuisine concocted by too many cooks (kooks?) who aren't necessarily playing by the rules in any recipe book! That's right, they're rebels who think outside the bun for fun & profit! GOT IT! Act now & get upgraded to the value meal, which comes with a free "What's Weird This Week?" on the side! PLUS EXTRA EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!! "Bone ape tit!" Errr uhh, we mean "Bon Appetit!" Email us at: kooksandcranks@gmail.com Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves *SOURCES: "The Saturn Death Cult" (2018 ed.) by Troy D. McLachlan, "The Saturn Myth: A Reinterpretation Of Rites & Symbols Illuminating Some Of The Dark Corners Of Primordial Society" (1980) by David N. Talbott, "The Fraternitas Saturni" by Stephen E. Flowers Ph.D. , as well as many other podcasts too numerous to name but if we had to pick a favorite it would be "It Gets Weird", oh yeah & also Reddit I guess...whatevz. *MISSING CHILDREN STATISTICS: -(missing):https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+children+go+missing+every+year&rlz=1C1JSBI_enUS1062US1064&oq=how+many+children+go+m&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBggBEEUYOTIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABKgCALACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#ip=1 -(found):https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+missing+children+are+found&sca_esv=7c6bf37a198f0c55&rlz=1C1JSBI_enUS1062US1064&sxsrf=ACQVn0_Zm0F2VgmQ9TDJfMVAJqkLoGO-ZA%3A1711534153412&ei=SfADZuHoGMC0wN4PqKatsAc&ved=0ahUKEwihsfDJmZSFAxVAGtAFHShTC3YQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=how+many+missing+children+are+found&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiI2hvdyBtYW55IG1pc3NpbmcgY2hpbGRyZW4gYXJlIGZvdW5kMgsQABiABBiKBRiRAjIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAjIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHkiCbFDaBFjkaHAAeAGQAQCYAaoBoAG-IaoBBDUxLja4AQPIAQD4AQGYAi6gAq4bwgIEEAAYR8ICChAjGIAEGIoFGCfCAgoQABiABBiKBRhDwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAg4QABiABBiKBRixAxiDAcICBBAAGAPCAgUQLhiABMICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBmAMAiAYBkAYIkgcENDMuM6AH7sAD&sclient=gws-wiz-serp *W.W.T.W. Articles: https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/25/diddy-homes-raided-federal-law-enforcement-beverly-hills-miami/ https://www.kget.com/news/local-news/video-appears-to-show-person-carrying-severed-body-part-of-train-collision-victim/ https://www.blackironprison.blog/posts/2023/01/25/fort-bragg-timeline/ (If you need psychiatric help and/or are struggling with substance abuse, please dial 988.)