Episodes

  • RPDC 238: Garfield's Brutal Reboot
    Feb 4 2025

    Lasagna will never the same again.

    This week we have internet reviews for fantastical light bulbs, L-tryptophan supplements, Passengers (2016), Miss Congeniality (2000), the new Iron Man comic (2024), and the world's largest Superman statue. For our segment, we say Thanks, Abby! with some readings from Dear Abby. You're going to love Mondays.


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    45 mins
  • RPDC 237: You Must be This Smart to TV
    Jan 28 2025

    This one comes with a lot of epiphanies, but not all of them are good.

    We have got some brain busting internet reviews for Hindquarter in Kansas, the (newest version) Amazon Fire Stick, a folding message table that really gets around, zbiotics probiotic REALLYbiotic drinks, Big Chicken Town in Vancouver, and The Suds Hut in Montana. For the segment, we look at some momento mori-views for the late Jimmy Carter. He was on TV sometimes.


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    48 mins
  • Great Hits Vol. 4: Being Discreet with your Juices
    Jan 21 2025

    We aren't leaving the first beautiful month of 2025 without a charming look back at what was. This great hit collection covers episode 57 to 78, which you could look at as the first quarter of the second year of Review Party Dot Com! It's amazing we can even speak in such terms. So, we hope you enjoy this fine presentation of goofs, bits, and as always, internet reviews!


    From Episode 57, a review of Green Gobbler pipe cleaner, from Episode 59: kilt review! From episode 64, we look at those realistic tortilla print blankets. From Episode 70, into the pages of Corduroy by Don Freeman. And last not least, from Episode 78! The Illustrious TURKEY BASTER! Thank you everyone for your continued support and patronship! We love ya!


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    37 mins
  • RPDC 236: Butchered to Order
    Jan 14 2025

    You know when you go to the good butcher? Get the good meat? The good cuts? That’s this episode.


    We got internet reviews for a fancy beach shirt, Gallagher's Pizza in Green Bay, Megan's Snoball Stand in Louisiana, Tina's Sweet Bake Shop in Cleveland, and The Citadel Theater in Illinois. You could say we're on location! And for the segment, we dive into some unfinished business over on Craigslist. Meaty.


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    47 mins
  • RPDC 235: Knuckling the Sausages
    Jan 7 2025

    These sausages aren't easy to wrangle, sometimes you just have to knuckle up and get a good grip on there.

    This week we have internet reviews for cardboard building blocks, the original Popeye cartoon short, Cinderheart Gaming in Oak Brook, Illinois, Elvis by Elvis Presly, and Gate's Barbeque in Kansas City. For the segment, we do a little internet review trivia. Can you knuckle-puck a sausage patty?


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    49 mins
  • RPDC 234: A Long Couple Days of Goofing Around
    Dec 31 2024

    It's been a long goof-off session and there's reason to believe, maybe this goof will be better than the last.

    We got internet reviews for an AmericanInn, the new Wicked movie, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru-Nui, refurbished PlayStation 2s, and Uncle Hugo's Science Fiction Bookstore. Count 'em!


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    45 mins
  • The Healthier Approach: A Holiday Special
    Dec 17 2024

    It is once again time to celebrate Chris-mas down here at Review Party. Strap into the sleigh and grab your favorite dreidel because it gets real crazy.

    Featured are lovely holiday-adjacent internet reviews for elf dolls, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Friends with Benefits (2011), Victoria 3 on Steam, and new-age Tickle me Elmo. For the segment, we take a look at the history of Hallmark holiday cards. Ho ho ho and all that good stuff.


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    56 mins
  • RPDC 232: A Heave-Ho Situation
    Dec 10 2024

    When you want something done, sometimes you just have to heave and ho it. There's no way around that!

    This week we got some internet reviews for a mysterious double handled object, candied yam recipes, the longevity and prosperity of seamonkeys, and fancy Ghirardelli hot cocoa. For the segment, we once again get knee deep in internet sewage over on Craigslist's Missed Connections section. Heave-ho me outta here!!!


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    47 mins