Happy New Year, my lovely congregation! This week, we’re kicking things off by diving into your 2025 sex resolutions. From reclaiming pleasure and overcoming challenges to embracing bold new adventures (looking at you, shibari and MMF fans), you’ve sent in the wildest, sweetest, and most inspiring goals for the year ahead.

So grab your headphones, find your favorite position, and let’s speak these resolutions into existence together. Amen.

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re embracing the holiday spirit with a special confessions episode. We’re diving into what to do when you’ve lost hope in love, the challenges of being a 30-year-old virgin, and more of your juicy stories.

Get ready for advice, a few laughs, and maybe even a little holiday redemption. Amen.

Check out Tales Of Lara's latest Substack article here.

Lara and Aquaman are making waves in this week’s episode of Pussy Church, and they’ve got some steamy stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, celebrates erotic art, and answers your juiciest confessions.

We’re talking about last-minute sexy holiday gifts to spice up your season, Aquaman’s wild weekend escapade with four partners (yes, four!), and what to do when you catch yourself missing your ex… wetting the bed.

Happy holidays!

Check out the latest article on the Tales Of Lara Substack here.