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We were forced to go vanilla for a bit but only by our own actions, so it's all cool. With our usual laid back chatter and giggling with plenty of possible Segway's, we managed to, (just about) to keep it on some sort of track. As always, it’s eloquently unprofessional manner shows through.

With a very brief summery of the two adult lifestyle festival's that we attended last year, followed by the amazing outfits at swingathon that we both wore, that only a handful of people managed to see. Because of the sheer weight of Paul's helmet (of the outfit now, you dirty minded individual's hehe) - he had to take it back to the tent after a mere 45 minutes out. We are though, pretty damn sure it could have won if it was left on long enough to be appreciated. Swingathon 2024 is going to be far bigger this year and we already have our tickets, so you want to find out how to purchase yours, the link is below people. 18- 21st July is going to be amazing :)

Last years Swingathon was somewhat kinkier than normal, so this year is going to be even bigger in regards to the whole kink community combining with the swinging community. With mere expression of individual impulse and feeling, frequently amatory, and pure lust; it really isn't going to be one to miss! So having both Fetfest and Swingathon combined is going to make double the fun.

Home - Swingathon

We discussed visits to pleasures (where we shared an a very naughty experience filled with pure curiosity and lust in their little dungeon area) Although pleasures isn't anything but small - so if you want to learn more; the link is below.

https://pleasures-in-kent.co.uk/

We even managed to have a little discussion on the current societal situation regarding gender identity diversity which appears to be shaking up the LGBTQ community. Discussing the constant pressure of the heteronormative world and how this is somewhat affecting the scene - when it comes to men and bisexuality.

We very briefly touch upon an offer we had with a global swinging radio station for a weekly show, which was going to monetise the podcast through it, but I was on the precipice of finishing my degree; so as always in life, the timing was impeccably incorrect.

From bad timings in life to bad timings arriving for stuff - we almost turned up too late to the Vanilla Alternative’s festival of fun festival - boot camp themed. We are planning on going to the May weekend festival and the Main August festivals of fun. Here is the link if you want to learn more about the amazing Vanilla Alternative (members only) club......

The Vanilla Alternative Exclusive Private Members Club - Apply For Membership and Book (va2.co.uk)

We also touch upon the entice night at xtasia, which was amazing. We love seeing new clubs and the website for this is - you guess it below....

Xtasia Adult Sexual Entertainment Venue – Xtasia.co.uk

Charlotte is writing about this night in far greater detail than what we managed to discuss on here; so you know where to go to find that :) But just in case you don't, here is the link...

https://ninjaconflicted.blogspot.com/

What's even nicer, is the vanilla world writing articles in a much brighter light and not just the same sensationalised misinformed gibberish.

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