Places I Can’t Return To

By: Sean Bair Flannery
  • Summary

  • This is an audio book of ”Places I Can’t Return To”, a collection of true stories by comedian Sean Bair-Flannery. Each chapter is a place I cannot return to, usually because the people who live or work there warned me to never return. Or sometimes because those places are now in the bottom of a lake. Each week I release the next chapter for free online.
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Episodes
  • Win Cit Financial
    Apr 4 2023

    I was fired from a job on 9-11. AFTER the terrorists attack, which is an important distinction. You have to be a really weak employee -- a top to bottom jackass -- for a manager to remember to fire you after the world seems to have ended. I tell the story of how it was all based on a bad hangover and the science behind why we have such a hard time going home early from a bar when we are having a good time.

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    22 mins
  • Lake County Memorial Hospital
    Mar 29 2023

    Chapter 25- the last three times we had to drive to the hospital because one of my brothers or sisters nearly killed themselves by accident. See, in the 1980s, nothing was child-locked- aspirin was available at stores like so many loose screws. Kids could walk into active kitchens and, long story short, when you were one of six kids- you were ALWAYS at the hospital.

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    25 mins
  • Long John Silvers
    Mar 6 2023

    Stories on how dads can not handle the stress of driving long distances with kids. The kids never get in sync with their bathroom breaks, they fight and, in this case, they also get your thrown out of restaurants.

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    20 mins

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